Crows I Merch
Six of Crows | "I Will Have You Without Armor..." Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by lovelyowlsbooks
$17 $24
Description: A cheeky twist on the 'ducks in a row' saying — these are definitely crows. Short, sarcastic bird humor with a punny, dark edge.
I Don't Have My Ducks In A Row I Have Crows Crow Humor Tapestry
by Red_TagFoodie
$23 $30
Description: This scarecrow takes the job a little too seriously. Featuring a terrifying straw-covered scarecrow with glowing eyes, ragged clothing, claw-like hands, and sinister crows circling the cornfield, this design brings creepy harvest-season energy with a darkly funny twist. Perfect for Halloween fans, horror lovers, haunted attraction crews, scarecrow collectors, spooky-season enthusiasts, and anyone who likes their fall humor a little more frightening.
Description: Perfect Casual Wear Gift For Besties, Sarcasm Lovers, Bird Watchers, And Friends.
I Asked The Crows For Guidance They Said Stay Curious And Know Your Escape Routes Tote
by Dont Trast Lghlid
$13 $20
Description: A fun gift idea for crow lovers, bird enthusiasts, goth fans, witchy friends, Halloween lovers, and anyone who enjoys clever sayings, spooky vibes, and unusual animal humor.
I Don't Have Ducks In A Row I Have Crows And They're At A Pagan Rave Tote
by Shadowed Crown
$13 $20
Be Very Careful Or I Will Tell The Crows They Remember Faces Kids T-Shirt
by mdr design 23
$13 $19
Be Very Careful Or I Will Tell The Crows They Remember Faces Tote
by mdr design 23
$13 $20
Description: A clever dark-humor design for anyone who prefers mysterious bird-based consequences over revenge. “No Revenge But I Told the Crows About You” is perfect for crow lovers, bird enthusiasts, gothic humor fans, and anyone with a mischievous sense of humor.
No Revenge But I Told the Crows About You Funny Crow Dark Bird Humor Posters and Art
by FLOPLIP
$10 $14
I Like Crows and Maybe 3 People Funny Crow Retro Vintage Pillow
by PhetoPhinia
$23 $28
Description: Starting with "Cawww-Fee" works best if you want to capture precise, high-intent searches for this specific pun, but leading with high-volume search terms like "Raven Coffee" or "Funny Raven Coffee" often yields broader search visibility across TeePublic and external search engines.
Raven Funny Coffee Pun Cawww-Fee Autumn Crow Goth Pin
by Teachers Teaching Kindness Boutique
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A perfect gift for a gamer who loves drinking coffee day and night – for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, anniversaries, and any other special occasion.
I am a Gamer in a relationship with Coffee Baseball T-Shirt
by Choy's Cuts
$19 $26
Description: I do not have my ducks in a row, I do not have ducks! I have crows and they're at a pagan rave! Funny Cheeky Witch® design featuring 3 crows dancing at a Pagan Rave! Do you know someone who needs this? Is it you? See more "Wickedly Witty Wares for Witches" in the shop menu!
I Don't Have Ducks in a Row I have Crows at a Pagan Rave Cheeky Witch® Crewneck Sweatshirt
by CheekyWitch
$28 $35
Description: I do not have my ducks in a row, I do not have ducks! I have crows and they're at a pagan rave! Funny Cheeky Witch® design featuring 3 crows dancing at a Pagan Rave! Do you know someone who needs this? Is it you? See more "Wickedly Witty Wares for Witches" in the shop menu!
I Don't Have Ducks in a Row I have Crows at a Pagan Rave Cheeky Witch® Magnet
by CheekyWitch
$3.75 $4.75
Description: I Like Crows and Maybe 3 People Funny Crow Design. Retro Vintage 60s 70s graphic art style showing crow silhouette and sunset background for crow lover, black bird lover, or animal lover who really loves crows and other birds. This distressed graphic print is perfect for men, women, boys, girls.
Do What You Want I Already Told The Crows Tank Top
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
$16 $21
I am not ruined I am ruination. Genya Safin Baseball T-Shirt
by SashaBookishArt
$19 $26