Crying Onion Merch

Description: A slightly dark design, the role reversal between an Onion and a Human.

Description: do onions also cry when they chop hoomans?

Description: Kawaii crying onion with layers as a cute skirt, goth-cute and peeling with tears. Funny vegetable art for onion lovers, cooking fans, and relatable sad food aesthetic on all products.

Description: digital art

Description: :)

Description: A stylized, anthropomorphic onion, crying with tears of blue and mouth open in a scream, holds a knife to its own body. The onion has two detached arms positioned near its sides. Green sprout-like leaves emerge from the top.

Description: go ahead and cry!

Description: Don't you worry

Description: Funny onion support group design with a crying onion, tissues, glasses, and vintage humor style, perfect for foodies, cooks, gardeners, vegetable lovers, and sarcastic kitchen gifts.

Description: A humorous cartoon bug chef with a sad face chops an onion on a cutting board, tears streaming down. Japanese text adds a comic touch. Perfect for foodies and insect lovers who enjoy quirky, emotional kitchen art.

Description: This funny retro badge design features a clumsy sorcerer shedding tears while chopping onions. A hilarious gift for fantasy fans, wizards, cooks, and anyone who loves magical humor and kitchen mishaps.

Description: Onion Onions

Description: Is someone chopping onions in here?

Description: Great for home cooks and pun enthusiasts with attitude.

Description: This poor little onion is absolutely overwhelmed. Designed as a cute crying onion character with giant cartoon tears, blushing cheeks, and a dramatic expression, this goofy vegetable captures the classic “cutting onions makes me cry” joke in an adorable hand-drawn style.

Description: This feisty onion is armed and ready! A hilarious twist on kitchen drama, perfect for foodies or anyone who’s survived a teary onion battle.

Description: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT SUICIDAL ONION KAWAII

Description: A teary onion peels back its layers beneath the confession "Too Many Layers to Unpack." Relatable and witty and built for anyone who has more going on than they let on. A fun pick for cooks, onion lovers, sarcastic friends, and kitchen jokers.

Description: A beaming golden onion sheds fountains of happy tears into a lacy heart-shaped hanky, framed by purple flourishes beneath "You Make Me Cry" and a banner adding "(In a Good Way!)" Teary, tender and built for anyone who gets a little emotional over the people they love. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, sentimental sweethearts, or the cook who chops onions with feeling.

Description: Revenge is best served sliced. The perfect gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, or girlfriend! This design is perfect for birthdays, movie nights, holidays, Halloween, parties, dates, gym sessions, or just relaxing at home with your cat or dog. We offer a wide range of products, from t-shirts, hoodies, and masks to phone cases, stickers, home décor, and more.

Description: Zach's brother, Seth, reminiscing about that one Fugees song.

Description: Crying like a river

Description: one day I'm gonna make the onion cry

Description: I heard chewing gum helps. *sob*

Description: I Love Onion

Description: That's Shallot! T-Shirt. Onion Pun Funny Joke Tee Shirt for cooks, onion lovers and shallot fans everywhere. Original That's Shallot! Shirt Design featuring cute shallot pun artwork.

Description: Cute kawaii Onion lover design, makes a great gift for anyone who loves Onions.

Description: Cute kawaii Onion lover design, makes a great gift for anyone who loves Onions. This Kawaii Onion has a tear running out of it's eye.