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Cyclospora Bag
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Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclospora in black text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite.

Tags: black text, bug, cryptosporidium, cyclosporiasis, ellenhenryart

Cyclospora Bag

by ellenhenryart

$24

Cyclospora Tote
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Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclospora in white text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Tags: bug, cryptosporidium, cyclosporiasis, ellenhenryart, funny

Cyclospora Tote

by ellenhenryart

$20

Youu Have Died Of Diarrhea Lettuce Oregon Trail Retro Meme Magnet
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Description: Youu Have Died Of Diarrhea Lettuce Oregon Trail Retro Meme

Tags: 8 bit, 80s gaming, dark humor, diarrhea lettuce, dysentery
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Bag
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Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Mug
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Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
THE TRUST ME IT'S CYCLOSPORA Pillow

Description: TRUST ME IT'S CYCLOSPORA

Tags: biology humor, cyclospora, lab humor, microbiology, parasitology
THE TRUST ME IT'S CYCLOSPORA Magnet

Description: TRUST ME IT'S CYCLOSPORA

Tags: biology humor, cyclospora, lab humor, microbiology, parasitology

THE TRUST ME IT'S CYCLOSPORA Magnet

by Starqui Solstice

$4.75

THE I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF CYCLOSPORA Tank Top

Description: I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF CYCLOSPORA

Tags: biology humor, cyclospora, i survived, microbiology, science humor
THE I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF CYCLOSPORA Phone Case

Description: I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF CYCLOSPORA

Tags: biology humor, cyclospora, i survived, microbiology, science humor
Cyclospora Survivor 2026 Parasitic Infection Recovery Awareness Posters and Art

Description: Commemorate overcoming a parasitic infection with this Cyclospora Survivor 2026 design. Perfect for Cyclospora recovery and foodborne illness awareness.

Tags: cyclospora, cyclospora 2026, cyclosporiasis, disease awareness, food poisoning
I Got Cyclospora At Christopher Nolan The Odyssey Posters and Art

Description: I Got Cyclospora At Christopher Nolan The Odyssey

Tags: birthday, christmas, dad, fathers day, funny
Cyclospora Survivor 2026 Funny Lettuce Parasite Cyclosporias Pin
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Description: Cyclospora Survivor 2026 Funny Lettuce Parasite Cyclosporias

Tags: 2026, comedy, cyclospora, funny, hilarious
Parasite Pin
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Description: A minimal typography design of the word parasite in white text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Tags: bug, cryptosporidium, cyclosporiasis, ellenhenryart, funny

Parasite Pin

by ellenhenryart

$3.25

Lettuce Recall Funny Shirt – Cyclospora Recall Humor T-Shirt
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Description: Lettuce recall? Guess I'll just have to have a brownie for lunch! This sarcastic food-safety humor design pokes fun at the current lettuce recall and Cyclospora outbreak. Featuring a disgruntled lettuce character labeled Cyclospora, it's perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor about food recalls, salad, lunch, and current events. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/12/2026.

Tags: cyclospora, cyclospora recall, funny lettuce, lettuce humor, lettuce recall humor
Parasite City – Funny Lettuce Recall & Gardening Humor Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Parasite City – Where the Hosts Are Green and the Bugs Are Shitty! A sarcastic take on the current lettuce recall and Cyclospora outbreak conversation, featuring a Mexican lettuce field overrun with parasites and garden pests. A darkly humorous design for gardeners, vegetable growers, food-safety watchers, and anyone following the latest lettuce recall news. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic current-events humor, gardening jokes, and a little dark humor about the never-ending battle between lettuce and bugs. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/20/2026.

Tags: cyclospora, food recall humor, funny gardening, funny lettuce, garden bugs
Give America Explosive Diarrhea T-Shirt
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Description: Not all parasites come in orange.

Tags: cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, donald trump, election, maga hat
Romaine Calm And Find A Bathroom Funny Cyclospora Parasite Pin

Description: Funny Cyclospora Parasite T-shirt, Romaine Calm Diarrhea Shirt

Tags: bathroom, calm and find, cyclospora parasite, funny, romaine
You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Tank Top

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea
You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Magnet

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea
You have died of diarrhea lettuce Pin
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Description: These things just write themselves

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, explosive diarrhea, funny
I Survived Michigan Summer 2026 T-Shirt

Description: It was a rough summer for Michigan - lots of heat, smoke from wildfires, and Cyclospora. Celebrate that you made it through!

Tags: cyclospora, funny michigan, heat wave, i survived, parasite
I Survived Michigan Summer 2026 censored Mug

Description: It was a rough summer for Michigan - lots of heat, smoke from wildfires, and Cyclospora. Celebrate that you made it through!

Tags: cyclospora, funny michigan, heat wave, i survived, parasite
I Survived Michigan Summer 2026 censored Sticker

Description: It was a rough summer for Michigan - lots of heat, smoke from wildfires, and Cyclospora. Celebrate that you made it through!

Tags: cyclospora, funny michigan, heat wave, i survived, parasite
Sir Cyclosporiasis Bag
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Description: A distinguished gentleman with impeccable manners, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no business being this contaminated.

Tags: cute, cyclospora, food, funny, funny gift

Sir Cyclosporiasis Bag

by MAMDesigns

$24

Trump Diagnosed with Unique Case Pillow
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Description: This design of ll typography.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist, cyclospora, diagnosis
Spooky Dookie Cats Kids Hoodie
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Description: A time-sensitive post. Cook those veg and fruits!

Tags: cat, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, dookie, funny

Spooky Dookie Cats Kids Hoodie

by KilkennyCat Art

$36

Marked Safe from Explosive Diarrhea Tote

Description: Just having a little fun with the parasite situation

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, epidemic, funny diarrhea, marked safe from
Marked Safe from Explosive Diarrhea Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Just having a little fun with the parasite situation

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, epidemic, funny diarrhea, marked safe from
Marked Safe from Explosive DIarrhea brown test Tank Top

Description: Just having a little fun with the parasite situation

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, epidemic, funny diarrhea, marked safe from
Marked Safe from Explosive Diarrhea Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Just having a little fun with the parasite situation

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, epidemic, funny diarrhea, marked safe from

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