Cynical Merch

I am a citizen of the world.

The other national deficit

I just don't care.

I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

BLEGH

protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

George Carlin - Comedy legend. Cynical, sarcastic voice of the people

Quote from the dowager from the new film

seems to have malfunctioned

Funny Animals: Cynical Humor Cat Meme Gift

metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

EAT SLEEP CYCLING REPEAT

and I's still eating mine plain?

אבק פיות ואין בעיות!

that means you don't have to hit me.

Simple white letters on black background: "The illusion of my relevance is keeping me going." Well, my mother thinks I'm important. She came to my art show n'everything, I'm a special snowflake. Or just a cog in the machine like everyone else.

Let people know that it's ok to Be Snarky. Unleash the snark!

Hard to believe anything you hear in the news, there are so many voices yelling from every mountaintop proclaiming the real truth. I don't believe them. I'm a cynic. I carry a badge.

Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

Pretty / Vintage Style Faded Typography Design

it knows where I am.

Funny T-Shirt. Sarcastic quote “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for the lovable grouch. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Poison, where would we be without it?

Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

Watch our Doom live on TV!

Just no. No, its a no from me.

Aren't we all?

Charles Bukowski: Dream Girl "I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare." -- A "Fantastical" illustration of a young woman with red eyes and an intense stare on a Dark Background

unique blend of humor with this colorful illustration featuring a rainbow and kawaii sun.Brighten up your day with a touch of sarcasm! Shop now and let your personality shine through.

don't do it.

Me Sarcastic Never! This funny quote is the perfect gift for someone who speaks fluent sarcasm but always denies. For attitude queens and if you simply looking for a funny text quote.

This cynical planets design is perfect for students studying astrology and astronomy. It has a two-tone design that highlights its motion and the deepicts the simplicity of the design flat-line drawing.

Cynical Astronaut

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

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vintage drawing with cute monkey wearing a blue bow and having a red heart as a background.