Dead As A Dodo Merch
Description: Clarice Lispector quote: I write as if to save somebody's life. Probably my own. Life is a kind of madness that death makes. Long live the dead because we live in them.
Clarice Lispector quote: I write as if to save somebody’s life. Probably my own. Life is a kind of madness that death makes. Long live the dead because we live in them. Mug
by artbleed2
$13 $18
Description: I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Festive facade. Inner gloom. Holiday humor. Express yourself!
I As A Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Deddie Edward
$16 $24
Description: I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Festive exterior, hollow interior. A symbolic design.
I As A Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Deddie Edward
$17 $24
Description: I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Festive on the surface, something else underneath. A relatable, darkly humorous design.
I As A Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Posters and Art
by Deddie Edward
$10 $14
Description: Cheerfully unhinged retro cartoon showing a grinning pink pig kicking back in a mud-filled wooden washtub beneath a blazing sun, paired with the classic southern saying "Happy As A Dead Pig In The Sun." A hilarious novelty gift for pig farmers, country folks, and anyone who takes their relaxation way too seriously.
Happy As A Dead Pig In The Sun - Funny Mud Bath Farmer Humor Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
Description: I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit exterior, dead inside. Festive holiday feel. Relatable humor. Wearable art.
I As A Tree Lit On The Outside Dead On Kids Hoodie
by Deddie Edward
$26 $36
Description: I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Festive facade. Inner burnout. Holiday humor. A relatable seasonal mood.
I As A Tree Lit On The Outside Dead Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Deddie Edward
$28 $35
Dead Tired Mom Retro Funny Skeleton, Mom Life Humor Gift Pillow
by toong studio
$23 $28
A funny skeleton with glasses eats pizza. Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by art object
$16 $24
Description: Buy "I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead On" now! Welcome to our store! Shirts in our store: Printed by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. High-quality, soft fabric. It feels like wearing a Saturday afternoon! Click our store "Tater's" for more designs and style options.
I Identify As A Christmas Tree Lit On The Outside Dead On Shorts
by Tater's
$21 $27
