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Description: Eat pizza when you're hungry.

Description: Think of the life you have lived until now as over and, as a dead man, see what’s left as a bonus and live it according to Nature. Love the hand that fate deals you and play it as your own, for what could be more fitting. – Marcus Aurelius

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