Dead Good Merch
Description: Embrace your sarcastic side with this dark humor design. Perfect for campers, hikers, and outdoor enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh about nature's dangers. Featuring the bold statement: Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked, Play Dead It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later.
Description: A humorous graphic featuring a large brown bear looming over a person lying motionless on the ground. The background includes pine trees. Bold white text reads 'BEAR ATTACK TIP, IF ATTACKED' at the top and 'PLAY DEAD' with the phrase 'IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER?' below.
Description: Jediny dobry fašist jest mrtvy fašist. The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
The Only Good Fascist Is A Dead Fascist (Interslavic) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$24
Description: A graphic with black background featuring a brown bear standing over a person lying on their back. White text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". White text at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip If Attacked Play Dead It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later Hat
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$19
Description: A graphic with a bear looming over a person lying on the ground. The text at the top reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD". The text at the bottom reads "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER,". The style is illustrative with bold white text on a black background.
Description: A humorous graphic displays a bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. Yellow lines radiate from behind the bear. The text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONITES LAPER". The style is bold and illustrative with a black background.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Monites Laper Shorts
by liquiditynationsquad
$27
Description: A humorous graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the ground in tall grass. White text is displayed at the top of the black background. The text reads, "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER."
Bear Attack Tip If Attacked Play Dead Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Chacha Story Planets
$24
Description: An exhausted opossum nurse in teal scrubs, a cap with a red cross and an RN badge holds a "Survived Another One" mug, surrounded by fellow possums playing dead, clipboards, an IV bag and a biohazard sign, all framed by a stethoscope and arched lettering reading "Nobody Died. Good Shift." Tired, dark and built for anyone who measures success in patients who made it to morning. A fun pick for nurses, ER and night-shift staff, nursing school grads, or Nurses Week gifts.
Nobody Died Good Shift Funny Nurse Opossum Playing Dead Scrubs Stethoscope RN Tank Top
by Fisheyed Graphics
$21
