Deadpan Face Merch

Deadpan Face

Simple white letters on black background: "Less face, more book." Phones are fine and all, but social media? Pfft. Give us less face and more book and we'll all be happier. "All" meaning "the universe".

Portrait of an emotional boy. Son of fearful nan

Portrait of an emotional man. Father of smiling boy.

Portrait of tired boy. Son of fearful man.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my excited face." Look, this is my excited face. This is as much expression as I get. Leave me alone.