Deadpan Frog Suit Merch

Description: The eye contact is aggressive. The tone is completely flat. The briefcase suggests this is somehow still a normal Tuesday. This frog put on the suit, grabbed the briefcase, and has decided — with zero visible emotion — that whatever just happened will not be discussed further. Not today. Not ever. Let's not make it a thing. Perfect gift for the deadpan humor enthusiast, the professionally unbothered, or anyone who's ever needed to shut down a conversation with maximum calm and minimum eye blinking.