Dem Bones Merch

Description: Getting old is just the worst. I can't help the sounds that happen from just getting out of a chair - it's involuntary. Dem bones ain't as young as they used to be. Aging leads to bad backs, cracking and creaking - basically everything hurts. I highly don't recommend it.

Description: I've gotta write this down!

Description: A black background features a white skeleton sitting on a purple chair, holding its lower back. The text "AH DEM BONES" is displayed prominently in a light purple, stylized font above the skeleton. Lines radiate from the skeleton's back and hips.

Description: A black background features the text "AH DEM BONES" in light purple. Below this, a white skeleton is seated on a purple chair, with its hand placed on its lower back. The skeleton is detailed with ribs, skull, arms, and legs. Lightning bolt shapes emanate from the skeleton's hand.

Description: A black background features a white skeleton sitting on a purple chair. The skeleton is leaning forward, holding its lower back, with three lightning bolt-like shapes indicating pain. Text at the top reads "AH DEM BONES" in lavender lettering.

Description: Broken Bones - Dem Bones

Description: The same pattern Spielberg wore when making JP!

Description: This high-energy, retro-inspired design features two dancing skeletons mid-groove, surrounded by punchy text that shouts Rattle Dem Bones in neon pink and bone white. With vintage comic-style textures, dramatic lightning bolts, and a touch of Halloween chaos, it’s perfect for spooky season — or any day you feel like shaking your skeletal frame. Whether you’re into horror, rockabilly, or just love a good undead boogie, this design brings the noise.