Die Slow Merch
Description: A humorous, cartoon-style composition featuring three distinctly colored pigs stacked atop each other against a black background. The top pig, black with yellow accents, wears headphones and a crown, holding a sign that reads "DIE SLOW". The middle pig is blue and gives a thumbs-up, while the bottom pig is pink and sports an earring. A golden shadow of a crowned pig figure is visible to the left.
Description: I honestly think some of my best days are the ones where I find something genuinely weird and wonderful to wear, like the Believe Raccoon The World Is a Little Stranger with You in It Jimothy shirt. It is that kind of piece that makes you stop and smile in the mirror, acknowledging that life gets a bit messy and unpredictable, but that is the charm of it. I remember spotting a raccoon digging through a trash bin late at night, and this design captures that exact kind of chaotic, nocturnal energy that I relate to far too much.
Description: A quirky minimalist design featuring a tired-looking orange raccoon beneath the phrase “Live Slow, Die Old.” The bold cream bubble lettering, droopy posture, and unimpressed expression create a funny anti-hustle message about taking life easy, avoiding unnecessary stress, and surviving through strategic laziness.
Description: A central portrait of a sloth's face with brown and white fur, dark eye patches, and a friendly smile. Above the face, the text "LIVE SLOW" appears in bold white capital letters. Below the face, the text "DIE WHENEVER" is also in bold white capital letters. The background is solid black.
Description: A centered, minimalist black outline of a sloth figure on a tan background. Above the sloth, the text 'LIVE SLOW' is displayed in bold black capital letters. Below the sloth, the text 'DIE WHENEVER' is also in bold black capital letters. The overall presentation is simple and direct.
Description: Funny & cute comic sloth with its cool Statement 'Live Slow Die Whenever'. Cool Humorous gift for all sloths, Chiller, late risers, relaxed people, hipsters, nerds & geeks. Funny Saying clothes accessories and art prints perfect for the weekend.
Funny & Cute Sloth 'Live Slow Die Whenever' Cool Statement / Lazy Motto / Slogan Phone Case
by Badbugs_Art works
$23
Description: A monochrome representation of a vintage-style cassette tape. The tape features reels on the sides and a central window displaying a planet with a ring. The text 'LIVE SLOW' is positioned above the window, and 'DIE WHENEVER' is below it. The overall aesthetic is stark and geometric.
Description: A cartoonish composition featuring a stack of three stylized pigs. The bottom pig is pink with a grumpy expression. The middle pig is blue, giving a thumbs-up. The top pig is black, wearing headphones and a crown, holding a sign that reads "DIE SLOW". Scattered elements include mushrooms, crystals, and bones.
