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Kallisti – For the Fairest Hoodie
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Description: The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Tags: apple of discord, chaos, chaos magick, discordia, discordianism

Kallisti – For the Fairest Hoodie

by Context Merch

$32 $42

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It's Friday, Discordian Hot Dog Pin
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Description: Hail Eris by Celebrating Hot Dog without a bun Fridays!

Tags: discordianism, religion, food, hotdog, eris

It's Friday, Discordian Hot Dog Pin

by HarleyKallisti

$2.75 $3.25

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FNORD 1 Kids Hoodie
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Description: May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.

Tags: chaos, chaos magick, dada, discord, eris

FNORD 1 Kids Hoodie

by BonzoTee

$26 $36

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Golden Apple Pillow
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Description: For the fairest one.

Tags: kallisti, chaos, discord, discordian, eris

Golden Apple Pillow

by Nightgaunt

$23 $28

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Robert Anton Wilson Only the Madman is Absolutely Sure Pillow

Description: Robert Anton Wilson Only the Madman is Absolutely Sure, for all psychonauts, conspiracy theorists and discordians

Tags: all seeing eye, chaos magick, chapel perilous, church of the sub genius, conspiracy theory

Robert Anton Wilson Only the Madman is Absolutely Sure Pillow

by benny_bear_proof

$23 $28

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Cosmic Trigger Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Classic.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, chaos magick, discordian, discordianism

Cosmic Trigger Baseball T-Shirt

by Viper Vintage

$19 $26

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Fnord design Tote
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Description: Fnord design.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theories, discordian, keyword, principia discordia

Fnord design Tote

by The Devil's Playground Show

$14 $20

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Bob Sticker
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Description: bob

Tags: discordian, eris

Bob Sticker

by Donkey's Salad

$3.00 $3.50

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Hand of Eris Mug
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Description: Image Kopyleft. Any proceeds (wtf, people?) will be used for Operation Mindfuck. Or hot dogs.

Tags: chaos magick, discordian, eris, discord

Hand of Eris Mug

by misstree

$13 $18

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Have You Seen A Fnord Lately!? Socks
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Description: Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

Tags: hidden message, discordian, eris, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory

Have You Seen A Fnord Lately!? Socks

by The Offensive Dot Com

$14 $20

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Robert Anton Wilson Sticker
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Description: You read the book, now wear the Tshirt. See the fnords and mindfuck the flower power. Wearing this tshirt make you a pope. Hail Eris!

Tags: robert anton wilson, literature, pyramid, skidoo, 23

Robert Anton Wilson Sticker

by NEOPREN

$3.00 $3.50

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Discordianism - Sacred Chao Pillow
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Description: “THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.”

Tags: celestial, chaos, chaos and symmetry, chi, discordia

Discordianism - Sacred Chao Pillow

by CreativeOpus

$23 $28

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Fnord Motor Company Kids Hoodie
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Description: Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.

Tags: discordian, discordianism, fnord, illuminatus

Fnord Motor Company Kids Hoodie

by AccuracyThird

$26 $36

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Symbol of Eris - Backside Print Mug
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Description: Hail Eris by adding dynamic to your outfit with her flaming symbol, Goddess of Chaos.

Tags: flame, black, discordian, chaos, strife

Symbol of Eris - Backside Print Mug

by HarleyKallisti

$13 $18

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Creative Chaos FTW Pin
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Description: Image Kopyleft, any proceeds (hahaha) will be used for whiskey and hot dogs.

Tags: discord, discordian, eris

Creative Chaos FTW Pin

by misstree

$2.75 $3.25

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Chaos Star Posters and Art
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Description: Gold and Black metallic chaos star

Tags: discord, erisian, star, discordian, dark

Chaos Star Posters and Art

by HarleyKallisti

$10 $14

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Robert Anton Wilson Experience Magnet

Description: Robert Anton Wilson Experience in the style of Joe Rogan JRE Podcast Logo

Tags: chaos magick, conspiracy theory, discordian, illuminati, illuminatus

Robert Anton Wilson Experience Magnet

by benny_bear_proof

$3.75 $4.75

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Chaos Magick Discordianism Eris Apple Of Discord Kallisti Hat
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Description: Design features a vector graphic of the hand of the Greek goddess Eris holding the Apple Of Discord with the word Kallisti (to the prettiest one) in Ancient Greek. Great gift for the Chaos Magician or the Discordian.

Tags: magician, greek, goddess, chaos theory, chaos

Chaos Magick Discordianism Eris Apple Of Discord Kallisti Hat

by Mindseye222

$12 $19

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Fnord Cthulhu Posters and Art
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Description: Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

Tags: eris discordia, conspiracy theories, discordianism, discordian, fnord

Fnord Cthulhu Posters and Art

by NorrisDesigns

$10 $14

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Can You See The Fnords? Tote
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Description: The Illuminati have you in their clutches!

Tags: 23, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, discordian, egypt

Can You See The Fnords? Tote

by From the House On Joy Street

$14 $20

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Robert Anton Wilson - You Are a Pope! Bag
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Description: Classic.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, chaos magick, counterculture, discordian

Robert Anton Wilson - You Are a Pope! Bag

by Viper Vintage

$19 $24

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The Illuminatus Trilogy T-Shirt
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Description: Classic.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, chaos magick, counterculture, discordian

The Illuminatus Trilogy T-Shirt

by Viper Vintage

$16 $24

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Robert Anton Wilson - You Are a Pope! Pin
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Description: Classic.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, chaos magick, counterculture, discordian

Robert Anton Wilson - You Are a Pope! Pin

by Viper Vintage

$2.75 $3.25

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Principia Discordia Mug
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Description: Classic.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, chaos magick, counterculture, discordian

Principia Discordia Mug

by Viper Vintage

$13 $18

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