Discordian Merch

Description: The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Description: Hail Eris by Celebrating Hot Dog without a bun Fridays!

Description: May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.

Description: For the fairest one.

Description: Robert Anton Wilson Only the Madman is Absolutely Sure, for all psychonauts, conspiracy theorists and discordians

Description: Classic.

Description: Fnord design.

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Description: Image Kopyleft. Any proceeds (wtf, people?) will be used for Operation Mindfuck. Or hot dogs.

Description: Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

Description: You read the book, now wear the Tshirt. See the fnords and mindfuck the flower power. Wearing this tshirt make you a pope. Hail Eris!

Description: “THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.”

Description: Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.

Description: Hail Eris by adding dynamic to your outfit with her flaming symbol, Goddess of Chaos.

Description: Image Kopyleft, any proceeds (hahaha) will be used for whiskey and hot dogs.

Description: Gold and Black metallic chaos star

Description: Robert Anton Wilson Experience in the style of Joe Rogan JRE Podcast Logo

Description: Design features a vector graphic of the hand of the Greek goddess Eris holding the Apple Of Discord with the word Kallisti (to the prettiest one) in Ancient Greek. Great gift for the Chaos Magician or the Discordian.

Description: Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

Description: The Illuminati have you in their clutches!

Description: Classic.

Description: Classic.

Description: Classic.

Description: Classic.