Discount Dan Merch

Description: What's worse than a dungeon? A dungeon full of cheap "discount" knock-offs. What's worse than a discount dungeon? Being stuck in a discount dungeon with life-threatening hemorrhoids, that's what!

Description: It's just a white outline, but make it small and stick it in a corner... Woah, not what I meant! I'm honestly surprised you went there. Not upset or unhappy. Just surprised.

Description: Go ahead. Put your foot in. What's the worst that could happen?

Description: Hey Packer Fans - Aaron Rodgers says RELAX! Now you can with this awesome shirt!

Description: What in the fresh Teemoo-slash-Wish-slash-Sheen-Cheap-Knockoff hell is this? Don't try and play dumb; you know exactly what this is...and isn't.