Dive Bar Gone Bad Merch

Description: Hilarious retro purple cartoon showing a heavy viking character diving into a pool with a cocktail mug: Belly Flops - A Dive Bar Gone Bad.

Description: First opening their doors in 1999, Burt's Tiki Lounge combined a dark, moody vibe with a serious bric-a-brac fetish, eclectic live music, and tropical drinks to create a bizarre oasis in Albuquerque‎, New Mexico. Countless acts performed at Burt's and it even made a couple of appearances on Breaking Bad. It was a true southwestern original with few contemporaries, but sadly, Burt's folded after 17 years not too long after moving to a new location which failed to capture the beloved dive bar tiki vibe of the original.

Description: A vintage inspired fake saloon tee for the kind of place that proudly lives on Bad Decision Alley. Featuring classic western lettering and the motto “Where Bad Ideas Live,” this design has all the charm of a questionable neighborhood bar you somehow keep going back to.

Description: Bold, brash, and proud of it. “Tattooed Low Life” is a punchy, minimalist design inspired by iconic beer logos, paying homage to inked rebels and late-night legends. Whether you’re sleeved up or just living loud, this tee pours one out for the beautiful degenerates.

Description: An intricate vintage distressed illustration of a grumpy smoking dog, featuring a fluffy Shih Tzu with a cigarette. Perfect for sarcastic pet owners, lovers of edgy retro aesthetic art, and anyone who appreciates rebellious animal graphics. A hilarious pick for dive bar hangouts, weekend parties, or as a funny gift for friends with a dark sense of humor and bad habits.

Description: An intricate, vintage distressed illustration of a grumpy, scruffy Brussels Griffon smoking a cigarette. Perfect for cynical pet owners, fans of edgy aesthetic graphics, and anyone who appreciates rebellious retro animal art. A great, hilarious pick for visiting your local dive bar, weekend hangouts, or as a unique gift for a friend with a dark sense of humor and a bad habit.

Description: An intricate, vintage distressed illustration of a grumpy, scruffy Brussels Griffon smoking a cigarette. Perfect for cynical pet owners, fans of edgy aesthetic graphics, and anyone who appreciates rebellious retro animal art. A great, hilarious pick for visiting your local dive bar, weekend hangouts, or as a unique gift for a friend with a dark sense of humor and a bad habit.

Description: Live fast, eat trash, and make some noise with the ultimate trash panda motto!This vintage graphic features a chaotic raccoon enjoying a cold brew with the quote "If I Shenan Once, I'll Shenanigan".A hilarious wardrobe addition for raccoon lovers, wild party goers, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: An intricate, vintage distressed illustration of a grumpy, scruffy Brussels Griffon smoking a cigarette. Perfect for cynical pet owners, fans of edgy aesthetic graphics, and anyone who appreciates rebellious retro animal art. A great, hilarious pick for visiting your local dive bar, weekend hangouts, or as a unique gift for a friend with a dark sense of humor and a bad habit

Description: I only have a filter until the third shot.