Dnd Memes Merch
Description: DnD Memes - Liches be Crazy! If you've ever played dungeons and dragons, you've probably encountered a lich or lich king. If your dungeon master hasn't introduced your party to these crazy undead, thank your lucky stars! The only worse things to encounter in your tabletop roleplay might be a mindflayer with a vendetta.
Description: It's all the rage in Waterdeep! SEE! The spectacle taking the City of Splendors by storm! Witness the (mad) GENIUS of the musical theatre performance, telling the life of the Mad Mage who designed the Undermountain Dungeon - Halaster Blackcloak! Don't throw away your shot to get this shirt!
Description: Do people ask why you're upset, but you're really feeling kinda good? Do villagers flee in terror at the sight of your intimidating visage, even though you thought you looked cheerful? Are the first words used to greet you almost always, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" You might be another victim of R.B.F. Resting Barbarian Face. Wear this shirt to let them know you mean no harm (unless you're evil, then this will lull them into a false sense of security). Please note - designer NOT responsible for evil uses of this shirt. (There is another version of this shirt that is prefaced by, "I'm not mad...")
Description: This was one of the funniest lines uttered during the D4 Dungeons & Dragons charity episode "Kobolds In the Hobold", by the game's DM Patrick Logan (@PatrickLoganD4). The quote comes from an NPC called 'Sophocles, the World's Most Educated Trout', as he shows up to try & advise the player characters against some dangerous situations, but is then thanked & ignored, to which he exclaims his inability to stop them. For more merriment (and emotional rollercoasters), check out the D4 stream Sundays at 7pm ET on Twitch.TV/RockPunchATL! My thanks to Logan for this & other inspirations!
