Do Not Throw Out Merch
Description: The jar on the counter looks weird, and that's the whole point. This design shows a wide glass jar of homemade sauerkraut, shredded green cabbage held under cloudy brine by a glass weight, small bubbles drifting up, the way a healthy ferment really looks. Across the front is a strip of yellow masking tape with a handwritten note in magenta marker: DO NOT THROW OUT, with NOT underlined, then IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT. The style is fine-line ink with flat color, like a kitchen still life print, in cabbage green, butter yellow, beet magenta and deep plum.
Do Not Throw Out Funny Sauerkraut Fermenting Jar Tapestry
by magicmess
$23 $30
Description: A bold reminder that every second counts. Featuring a striking brutalist-style clock graphic in a retro-inspired colour palette, this design combines clean geometric forms with a timeless message. "Time is running out. Do not waste it." is a simple statement with powerful meaning—whether it inspires you to chase your goals, embrace new adventures, or simply make the most of every day. The minimalist design draws influence from mid-century modern posters, block typography and brutalist graphic design, creating a shirt that's both thought-provoking and effortlessly stylish. Perfect for designers, creatives, productivity enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates bold visual aesthetics and meaningful typography.
Description: Embrace your quirky side with this hilarious chicken design featuring a cute, chubby cartoon hen. The artwork showcases a whimsical, muted rainbow background, scattered feathers, and a tiny screw, perfectly illustrating the witty phrase: 'I do not have a screw loose, it fell out.' This funny farm animal graphic is ideal for anyone who loves chickens, hens, and sarcastic humor. Whether you're a proud chicken owner, a homesteader, a farmer, or simply enjoy unique and amusing animal apparel, this design speaks to your playful spirit. The charming art style makes this poultry illustration a delightful conversation starter. Show off your love for farm animals and your clever wit with this adorable and humorous chicken artwork. It's a fantastic w
I Do Not Have A Screw Loose It Fell Out - Funny Chicken Humorous Crewneck Sweatshirt
by LionKingShirts
$35
Description: Keep Out Gamer At Play DO Not Enter Funny Quote Keep Out Gamer At Play DO Not Enter Awesome Great Outfit Apparel for mom, dad, brother, sister, wife, husband, son, daughter, pops, mama, papa, grandpa, grandma aunt uncle his hers him ladies. Makes a great matching family, party, souvenir, pride, vacation, clothing outfit apparel quote for Father's Day, Christmas, Birthday, Mother's Day, Anniversary, Graduation, Halloween, 4th of July, Retirement, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving.
Description: How Do People Who Are Not Married Ever Find Out Quote How Do People Who Are Not Married Ever Find Out How Do People Who Are Not Married Ever Find Out That They Are Not Loading The Dishwasher Correctly? is a humorous family joke and a sarcastic saying, cool conversation starter For your next birthday present for him or her. As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
Description: The jars are not clutter. The jars are infrastructure. "Do not Throw Away Jar." is not a suggestion — it is sacred law, encoded in a crest, flanked by the crossed spoons of kitchen authority. "The Sacred Stash" is the vintage badge art for every zero-waste household, homesteader, and canner who has watched someone reach for the recycling bin and felt genuine alarm.
The Sacred Stash Do Not Throw Away Jar – Funny Mason Jar Homestead Kitchen Art Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Luminari Creations
$24
