Dont Stay Merch
Call your Dad, you’re in a Cult Pin
by Lilith’s BitchCraft Designs
$3.00 $3.25
Drugs Not Hugs Dont Touch Me Funny Vintage Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by tangtur55
$16 $24
My Favorite Murder: Karen, Georgia, and Elvis Bag
by misnamedplants
$19 $24
Description: Show off your personal space boundaries with a touch of humor! This adorable design features a smiling kawaii cartoon cactus sitting in a pot, boldly displaying the phrase "Don't Touch Me." Perfect for introverts, plant lovers, gardeners, and anyone who values their alone time. It makes a fantastic gift for friends, family, or coworkers on birthdays and holidays.
Stay Mentally Free, So You Can Stay Physically Free Hoodie
by Hihang Gorenc
$32 $42
Description: A hilarious and relatable skeleton design relaxing with a cup of coffee. Featuring a funny sarcastic quote "Fun Fact I Don't Care", this aesthetic dark humor artwork is perfect for introverts, coffee lovers, Halloween, autumn season, and anyone who appreciates witty sarcasm.
Fun Fact I Dont Care Skeleton Coffee Sarcastic - White Pillow
by Kurokyartss
$23 $28
Description: A hilarious and relatable skeleton design relaxing with a cup of coffee. Featuring a funny sarcastic quote "Fun Fact I Don't Care", this aesthetic dark humor artwork is perfect for introverts, coffee lovers, Halloween, autumn season, and anyone who appreciates witty sarcasm.
Fun Fact I Dont Care Skeleton Coffee Sarcastic - Black Tote
by Kurokyartss
$14 $20
don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection
Lefty Frizzell - An illustration by Paul Cemmick Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PLAYDIGITAL2020
$18 $24
Description: Greetings, Murderinos! Here's the thing, gafuckyaself. Created for the podcast, My Favorite Murder. Follow me on Instagram @parkstreetart Feel free to message me for custom work, or work that is posted on IG, but not uploaded here :) SSDGM, y’all!
My Favorite Murder Vintage Postcard Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Park Street Art + Design
$28 $35
Description: A tongue-in-cheek introvert phrase about keeping space during the 2020 quarantine. A dry take on personal boundaries and social distancing.
Don't Touch Me Thanks, Quarantine 2020, Introvert Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by The9TeenLove
$18 $24
Description: Bold vintage typography design featuring the powerful motivational phrase 'Don't Let The Hard Days Win'. Designed with a distressed western font and cursive script. Perfect inspirational apparel, gifts, and accessories for friends, family, and anyone needing encouragement and daily mental health positivity.
Don't Let The Hard Days Win Inspirational Vintage Quote Tote
by Funny Quote Shirt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$14 $20