Double Entendre Merch
Description: Sometimes you wonder what you might get away with. Old Bill Shakespeare is no exception! Though to be fair, MUCH of what was commonplace, innocent speech of his time is anything BUT that today! For instance, this quote is part of Lady MacBeth talking about how far she'd go to, if she'd promised her husband something. In modern readings, the audience can't HELP but cough or snicker.
Shakespeare REALLY Wrote That #3 Crewneck Sweatshirt
by The Draconic Verses
$28 $35
Description: As many of you know, I'm an occasional performer in the Chaotic Tiefling ATL Shakespearean Performance Stream, WHAT STREAMS MAY COME. I've posted numerous references, partial quotes & insults the last few months from Will's various works, almost always at the request of the cast & hosts. Sometimes, you get requests for stuff that will pretty much NOT FLY without context. So I've come up with a happy(?) medium: List the quote AND source. This first quote comes from Love's Labour's Lost & I think is pretty self-explanatory as to why context is DESPERATELY needed for it.
Description: A cool vintage novelty design for the romance art connoisseur who appreciates a risque double entendre. A humorous, retro aesthetic, sarcastic mash-up of a classic artwork masterpiece and timeless painting with modern angst and commentary, perfect for men, women, art history students, teachers, artists and painters. 19th Century Oil on Canvas by Vittorio Reggianini.
Blow A Dandelion For A Wish Sugar-Daddy Funny Innuendo Pun Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Kushteez
$16 $24
Description: You’re a true Box Connoisseur, just like this clever cat who knows the art of getting cozy in every box! Perfect for cat lovers, funny gift seekers, or anyone who appreciates a cheeky double meaning. Wear it while lounging, playing, or just showing off your superior box-testing skills. Great for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” laughs.
Box Connoisseur Cat Design – Funny Cat Lover Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt
by rayraynoire
$28 $35
Description: Finally, a one-night stand worth keeping! Who needs dating drama when you've got dependable bedroom furniture? This hilarious design features the caption **“MY FAVORITE ONE-NIGHT STAND HAS DRAWERS.”** Featuring a charming wooden nightstand with gold handles, a cozy bedside lamp, alarm clock, books, and floating hearts, this colorful illustration delivers a clever double meaning with a sarcastic twist on modern relationships. Perfect for singles, introverts, homebodies, furniture lovers, and anyone who appreciates witty adult humor and playful dating jokes. A funny gift for birthdays, Valentine's Day, housewarmings, and friends with a sarcastic sense of humor.
My Favorite One-Night Stand Has Drawers – Funny Bedroom Furniture, Dating & Relationship Humor T-Shirt
by SignShirtz
$16 $24
Description: I Love Seeing Big Naturals – A hilarious and cheeky vintage outdoor illustration featuring a hiker admiring majestic mountain peaks! The ultimate funny design for hikers, campers, nature lovers, and fans of sarcastic outdoor humor.
I Love Seeing Big Naturals Vintage National Parks Wildlife Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Artzy
$18 $24
Description: Keep the laughs rolling at the cabin or tailgate with this distressed Vintage Chief Parody Shirt combining muted slate-blue and cream feathers with retro western script. A classic conversation starter for lovers of witty double entendres and weathered vintage tees.
Vintage Chief Parody Pastel Feather Headdress Adult Pun Kids Hoodie
by SulTTan5a
$27 $36
Description: Deliver an outrageous double-take visual pun at your next adult party with this Have You Seen My Dill Doe? Shirt illustrating a wide-eyed cartoon woodland deer with a green dill-pickle body beneath a pastel rainbow. Built for fans of cheeky adult wordplay.
Have You Seen My Dill Doe Cute Deer & Pickle Rainbow Pun Shorts
by NLokivirart
$21 $27
Description: Deliver an outrageous double-take visual pun at your next adult party with this Have You Seen My Dill Doe? Shirt illustrating a wide-eyed cartoon woodland deer with a green dill-pickle body beneath a pastel rainbow. Built for fans of cheeky adult wordplay.
(POCKET SIDE) Have You Seen My Dill Doe Cute Deer & Pickle Rainbow Pun Mug
by D firaLand
$13 $18
Description: Win first place at the ugly Christmas sweater contest with this cheeky Stop Staring At My Ornaments red-and-green snowflake baubles holiday pun Shirt.
(ON BACK) Stop Staring At My Ornaments Funny Christmas Baubles Pun Sticker
by AGet Dirty Designs shop
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Bring a touch of cheeky adult humor and double entendre comedy to the boat dock with this hilarious fishing lure silhouette illustration. Perfect for freshwater bass anglers, deep sea charter fishermen, and sports dads who love a witty dirty pun layout that causes a double take. Catch a laugh today!
My Rod Bends When She Bites Fishing Humor Bass Angler Dirty Pun Silhouette Sticker
by acrito storic
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Turn heads with shameless wordplay and cute kawaii art in this Have You Seen My Dill Doe half-pickle half-deer rainbow Shirt, made for pickle lovers and pun enthusiasts.
Have You Seen My Dill Doe Funny Pickle Deer Food Pun Kids Hoodie
by NLokivirart
$27 $36
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Pillow
by Lina Hiba Active
$23 $28
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar T-Shirt
by Hanida Fahd
$16 $24
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Socks
by Lina Hiba Active
$14 $20
Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Hanida Fahd
$13 $19
Description: A cheeky fishing design built around a playful double entendre about catching something so big it takes both hands to hold. The humorous concept captures classic angler bragging, big fish stories, and the lighthearted side of fishing culture. With themes of fishing jokes, sport fishing, bass fishing, angling, and outdoor humor, this design is made for enthusiasts who enjoy clever wordplay and exaggerated tales about impressive catches.
Mine's So Big I Have to Hold It With Both Hands Pin
by Design Star
$3.00 $3.25
Description: A cheeky Christmas design featuring the hilarious double entendre “If You Like My Ornaments You Should See My Box.” Two colorful red and green Christmas baubles decorated with festive patterns sit above bold, playful typography. A green Christmas box with a bright red bow, holly berries, and golden sparkles completes the cheerful holiday scene. Combining naughty Christmas humor, adult holiday jokes, festive innuendo, and classic seasonal colors, this whimsical illustration captures a mischievous sense of humor with a fun, playful Christmas aesthetic.
If You Like My Ornaments You Should See My Box Posters and Art
by Artnonya
$10 $14