Drink Now Merch
Description: Game day vibes… and we’re not leaving ⚾🧋 This hilarious design features a laid-back raccoon and goose chilling in stadium seats, rocking sunglasses and sipping boba like true pros. With the bold phrase “We Live Here Now,” it perfectly captures the feeling of spending all day (and night) at the ballpark. Perfect for baseball lovers, sports fans, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their game day outfit. Whether you're at the stadium or watching from home, this shirt brings the fun.
Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap sits in a blue lounge chair, holding a cup with a straw. Behind it is a baseball field with a scoreboard showing "HOME 7" and "VISITOR 3". The text "i live here now" is at the bottom. The scene is bordered by stadium lights.
Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing sunglasses and a blue cap sits in a blue folding chair, holding a cup with a straw and ice. The raccoon is drinking from the cup. The text "i live here now" is prominently displayed below the raccoon in a light blue script font. The background is black.
Description: Enjoy your morning coffee in style with this charming raccoon-themed drinkware featuring a playful design of a raccoon enjoying a cup of coffee in a ballpark field setting. Perfect for animal lovers or anyone looking to add a touch of whimsy to their morning routine, this drinkware is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you use it. Great for adding a bit of cheer to your day, whether you're at home or on the go.
Description: Serve up some refreshing honesty with this 'Soft Drinks Are Basically Liquid Candy' typographic design. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired color palette and a playful 'That's not sarcastic' kicker, this graphic is perfect for soda fans, health-conscious humorists, and everyone in between. The hand-lettered style and subtle splash effect make it a standout choice for those who love witty, relatable food humor. Whether you're a foodie or just appreciate a good sarcastic truth, this vibrant design is sure to spark a conversation.
Description: A cartoon-style depiction of a tall, clear plastic cup filled with a light green, icy beverage and a silver straw. A cream-colored label on the cup features a jagged, dark blue mountain range outline. Below the mountains, the text "I AM NOT HAVING A BAJA BLAST RIGHT NOW" is written in bold, dark blue capital letters.
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Description: Finally, an energy drink for people who have absolutely no intention of doing anything with that energy. SLOTH ENERGY DRINK contains absolutely no caffeine, no urgency and no unrealistic expectations. Featuring the motivational slogan “Why start now?”, it’s perfect for procrastinators, nap enthusiasts, sloth lovers and anyone who thinks the hustle can probably wait until tomorrow. Sloth fact: their famously slow metabolism means it can take them weeks to completely digest a meal. Even their lunch has given up rushing.
Description: Beat the heat with this adorable singing strawberry smoothie character that perfectly captures a vibrant summer vibe. Featuring a "So Refreshing!" sarcastic quote and whimsical musical elements, this design is ideal for foodies and fans of cute, kitschy illustrations. It is a playful statement piece designed to bring a smile to anyone looking for that perfect summer-themed graphic.
