Drinking Funny Gift Lover Merch
Description: A perfect gift or present for Christmas, Birthday, Halloween, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Anniversary and even on ordinary days. Design reads I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself. Funny gift for Beer lovers.
Description: This shirt is the ultimate ice-breaker... or ice-maker, depending on your social battery. 'Please don't talk to me, I just want to meet your dog' is the mantra for those of us who find four-legged friends more appealing than two-legged conversation. It's the perfect blend of pet love and sardonic humor for the discerning dog enthusiast who's all about paws over prattle.
Description: This is the famous Schmitts Gay. We know of no other brand produced by any other brewer that comes even close to being this gay. Our exclusive rainbow refraction filtration process produces a taste, a smoothness, and super gay drinkability that you will find in no other beer at any price. Schmitts is brewed with pride in Provincetown, Massachusetts, so next time you've got a big gay thirst, grab a Schmitts Gay.
