Dwarf Merch

Duane Dibbley x Dune design

Duane Dibbley x Dune design

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady. (glitter print is just a photo and not actual glitter)

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady.

Duane Dibbley x Dune design

In 2006, they declared Pluto a Dwarf Planet. Now we know why!

Planet spitz

The striped-shirted elf is listening to you! He listens, he looks at you, he imagines you in another reality. Is it true? The Goblin doesn't disappear... he's out there....

Zero G Football League Logo (fan art) Zero G (0-G) or Zero Gravity Football is a space sport referenced by Dave Lister multiple times in Red Dwarf. Dave supports The London Jets and his favourite player is Jim Bexley Speed whom he names his two children after, Jim and Bexley.

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady. (glitter print is just a photo and not actual glitter)

Dave Listers Acerbic wit would become legendary. now you can own his very first on screen quip immortalised on your favourite garment

A little Halloween Poe to sport for the season!

3 companions off for adventure.

A pair of crazy world of warcraft dwarves wielding the doomhammer, funny gift ideas for your gamer friends whether they're horde or alliance.

Fantasy drawing of cute old wizard from fairyland. Black and white page for coloring book. Modern print for fashion, beauty, embroidery, decoration, tattoo. Hand-drawn illustration.

Just An Autumn Beautiful Mini Rex Bunny Rabbit Fuzzy American Bun

The Duke of Dork.

You can look your absolute smeggiest in this great T-Shirt. curry stains not included. You Sir are a Smeeeee Heeeeea, a complete and utter one

Everyone’s favourite mechanoid, Kryten from the Jupiter Mining Corporation’s Red Dwarf

FOR KARRRRLLLLLLL

Ever wondered how you can casually bring up your plants? Just wear a shirt that screams 'crazy plant mum's

Foul Play is a great forgotten flick. Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, Dudley Moore. More even. Celebrate this integral plot point that any fan should recognize!

A likeness of the Deep Rock Galactic Interplanetary Miner's Union.

Small people have their own shine! Some even have their own truths. This man of small stature is a categorical sage: he gets almost everything right! He is never indecisive and believe me: Whoever follows him won't miss the way!

If you don't know this Stout Halfling Baker/Magic User, you simply have missed out on one of the best loved characters in the #Critter community. A pillar of her community, Ehrma is well known for her sweet rolls that she uses to inspire and reward her friends. Yet even above all this she still makes time for adventuring around the realm, righting wrongs and doing good for the populace. This Design is a grateful nod for my good friend @starstuff84 with character art generously provided by @CallofTheDeep. As always, check the sizing and enjoy!

Err, is it an axe though?

Santa's Elf is busy busy busy. Gotta get that candy cane to the kids.

Paladins - force for justice.. and you know massive damage.

Dont worry! i brought enough for everybody!! YOU Get a Magic Missile! and YOU Get a Magic Missile and YOU Get a Magic Missile!! Check sizing chart to ensure the best fit!

Fan Shirt for the dwarven Blodd Bowl Team, the Karaz-a-Karak Goats.

Better Dead than Smeg with red dwarf ring

Starbug