Dwarf Merch

Finally we built separate bedrooms!

Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

Dont worry! i brought enough for everybody!! YOU Get a Magic Missile! and YOU Get a Magic Missile and YOU Get a Magic Missile!! Check sizing chart to ensure the best fit!

SMEEEEEG!

..Plato invented the plate .. and now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive.

Choose from a wide variety of products available with this awesome conversation-starter design or go with our popular T-shirt! *The unisex T-shirt in a super trendy heather look. *The blended fabrics combine durability with silky smooth comfort wear.

A touch of class. A thinker's drink. Quaffing this heady brew imparts an awesome sense of oneness with the rock around you, letting you carve through it like butter.

The perfect gift for rabbit lovers! This cute pet bunny design features a Dutch rabbit, Netherland dwarf, and mini lop. This design makes a great gift for rabbit moms and dads, lop-eared bunny enthusiasts, animal lovers, Easter, friends, and family.

Pluto Never Forget 1930-2006 Retro Design

Boys from the dwarf!

Not Chen? Not Peterson?

Japanese logo for 'Spaceship Red Dwarf'

Smeg head (cutout navy blue background) design of a wireframe Kryten

The Jupiter Mining Corporation or JMC is the section of the Space Corps that licensed ships like Red Dwarf to conduct mining operations throughout Earth's Solar System and also interstellar into Deep Space around the Galaxy.

Mr. Flibble’s very cross. You shouldn't have run away from him. What are we going to do with them, Mr. Flibble? [. . .] We can't possibly do that! Who'd clear up the mess?" — Arnold Rimmer (Ep: Quarantine)

Better Than Life (Vintage Game Style) With transparent background. Best suited to black T-shirts. Also available with black background

Funny Rabbit Meme Naughty Rex Bunny is A Hot Mess I Am A Spicy Disaster

"Dagger" Inktober 2023. Micron pen and ink. By Christopher Blosser / Christopher's Doodles. 2023

Smeg Head colour neon logo

Magical creature

Planet spitz

The striped-shirted elf is listening to you! He listens, he looks at you, he imagines you in another reality. Is it true? The Goblin doesn't disappear... he's out there....

Dave Listers Acerbic wit would become legendary. now you can own his very first on screen quip immortalised on your favourite garment

Zero G Football League Logo (fan art) Zero G (0-G) or Zero Gravity Football is a space sport referenced by Dave Lister multiple times in Red Dwarf. Dave supports The London Jets and his favourite player is Jim Bexley Speed whom he names his two children after, Jim and Bexley.

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady. (glitter print is just a photo and not actual glitter)

Inspired by Red Dwarf.

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Funny garden gnome design for gnome lovers and men and women who love humorous sayings. Cute gift idea for gardeners and garden gnomes as a gift idea for gardening enthusiasts.

Treasure guard...and of course it's not a fossil fish(actually fossil dunkleosteus is treasure ), but if you look down in the illustration-you will see him in the shadow.

They call it "a mine." A mine!

Duane’s World logo, carefully hand drawn in high resolution (fan art)

Duke of Dork design featuring the one and only Duane Dibbley. First seem in the Back To Reality Episode (ep6 s05) Hand drawn as always

Rognarv Ironborn! The full metal artificer of the Elysian Vagabonds will be your shield! Catch Rognarv in our live games Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel!