Eat First Merch

Description: First Of All Im A Delight

Description: A fun take on a classic Filipino saying, phrase, or expression inspired by everyday Filipino culture. Perfect for Filipinos, Pinoys, Filipino Americans, the Filipino diaspora, and anyone who loves Filipino humor, family traditions, and cultural expressions. Great for birthdays, holidays, family gatherings, or as a thoughtful gift for someone who instantly understands the reference.

Description: First of all I’m a delight possum

Description: Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to eat my first meal of the day at 3pm

Description: Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to eat my first meal of the day at 3pm

Description: A small striped cat named Tavi Underbranch sits upright wearing oversized green headphones that curve gently over its rounded ears. Its face is simple and calm, marked by tiny dark eyes and a soft nose, with subtle blush shading on each side. The curled tail rests neatly beside its body as it listens intently, giving off a quiet, absorbed, almost serene vibe.

Description: A plump calico cat named Miso Bramblewhisk lounges blissfully inside a ramen bowl, noodles dangling from its tiny mouth as it indulges without guilt. “Eat ramen and sin.” he declares. Its cheeks glow with smug delight as it conquers its ultimate craving.

Description: First Of All Im A Delight

Description: A small striped cat named Tavi Underbranch sits upright wearing oversized green headphones that curve gently over its rounded ears. Its face is simple and calm, marked by tiny dark eyes and a soft nose, with subtle blush shading on each side. The curled tail rests neatly beside its body as it listens intently, giving off a quiet, absorbed, almost serene vibe.

Description: A stout gray pigeon bundled in a bold red scarf stands with calm resolve, its round eye bright as they spit the phrase 'eat the rich' like a rallying cry. The bird, named Rallin Everglen, carries an air of tiny courage, tail feathers fanned neatly as if ready to march through bustling streets and deliver its spirited message with quiet determination.

Description: Eat sleep teach first grade repeat! This funny back to school teacher design is the perfect gift for a tired teacher mom or a proud educator dad. Show off your relatable classroom humor and celebrate Teacher Appreciation Day in style!

Description: I Eat Dessert First

Description: Sir Crevan Ashborne, a sleek black cat, nestles comfortably inside a steaming coffee cup, his eyes bright with caffeine-fueled energy. His motto, "Eat, Sleep, Coffee, Repeat," is emblazoned on the cat's very soul. He radiates charm, urging you to savor life’s simple joys—one sip at a time.

Description: A playful typography design for anyone who believes dessert deserves top priority. Featuring a lighthearted quote and a fun foodie vibe, this artwork celebrates cakes, cookies, ice cream, chocolate, and all things sweet. Perfect for dessert enthusiasts with a serious sweet tooth, it captures the joy of skipping straight to the best part of the meal with bold, humorous style.

Description: A plump calico cat named Miso Bramblewhisk lounges blissfully inside a ramen bowl, noodles dangling from its tiny mouth as it indulges without guilt. “Eat ramen and sin.” he declares. Its cheeks glow with smug delight as it conquers its ultimate craving.

Description: In a sunny kitchen, a cute dog named Bailey Perks sits beside a steaming cup of coffee. Her golden fur gleams as she looks up with wise, wide eyes. "First, I drink the coffee," she seems to say with a knowing nod, "then I do the stuff." Bailey's endearing charm and practical wisdom brighten everyone's day.

Description: My First Kitten

Description: Let's Eat, Kids Punctuation Save Lives

Description: Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with funny saying, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying... Great For St Patrick's Day, Black History Month, Cinco de Mayo, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back To School, Juneteenth, Independence Day, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas...

Description: Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Wanted To Eat My First Meal Of The Day At 3 Pm design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother. Ideal for social gatherings, casual outings, or as a witty way to share a bit of personal insight and humor about your dating experiences.

Description: I Eat Dessert First

Description: A stout gray pigeon bundled in a bold red scarf stands with calm resolve, its round eye bright as they spit the phrase 'eat the rich' like a rallying cry. The bird, named Rallin Everglen, carries an air of tiny courage, tail feathers fanned neatly as if ready to march through bustling streets and deliver its spirited message with quiet determination.

Description: My First Kitten - Funny Opossum

Description: Sir Crevan Ashborne, a sleek black cat, nestles comfortably inside a steaming coffee cup, his eyes bright with caffeine-fueled energy. His motto, "Eat, Sleep, Coffee, Repeat," is emblazoned on the cat's very soul. He radiates charm, urging you to savor life’s simple joys—one sip at a time.

Description: Get ready to outrun the apocalypse with this hilarious and eye-catching fitness design! Featuring the classic, motivational quote, "EXERCISE because zombies will eat the slow ones first," this graphic perfectly blends gym motivation with dark pop-culture humor. Perfect for: Gym Wear: Stand out in your next CrossFit class, cardio session, or marathon training. Unique Gifts: The perfect funny fitness gift for runners, joggers, personal trainers and zombie fans.

Description: A sweet philosophy for navigating an unpredictable world. A bright, joyful reminder to stop delaying gratification, skip straight to the best part of the menu, and enjoy life's finest treats right now.

Description: fat guy with an idea

Description: The best culinary philosophy out there. A sweet reminder to prioritize joy, skip the rules, and indulge in life's finest treats without an ounce of hesitation or regret.

Description: The best culinary philosophy out there. A sweet reminder to prioritize joy, skip the rules, and indulge in life's finest treats without an ounce of hesitation or regret.

Description: A sweet philosophy for navigating an unpredictable world. A bright, joyful reminder to stop delaying gratification, skip straight to the best part of the menu, and enjoy life's finest treats right now.

Description: In a sunny kitchen, a cute dog named Bailey Perks sits beside a steaming cup of coffee. Her golden fur gleams as she looks up with wise, wide eyes. "First, I drink the coffee," she seems to say with a knowing nod, "then I do the stuff." Bailey's endearing charm and practical wisdom brighten everyone's day.

Description: This humor Let's Eat Kids is perfect for mom, dad, mama, papa, son, daughter, brother, sister, husband, wife, aunt, uncle, boys, girls, guys, Dentist, Veterinarian, Nurse Anesthetist, Financial Manager, Psychologist, Database Administrator, Financial Advisor,Marketing Manager, Medical Assistant, Construction Manager. Mechanical Engineer, Civil Engineer, Psychiatrist, Psychiatrist, Home Health Aide, Pilot , Respiratory Therapist. This cute dinosaur tee makes great birthday gift for students, professor, English, Spanish teachers, t-rex lovers

Description: Life is short, eat dessert first

Description: Get ready to outrun the apocalypse with this hilarious and eye-catching fitness design! Featuring the classic, motivational quote, "EXERCISE because zombies will eat the slow ones first," this graphic perfectly blends gym motivation with dark pop-culture humor. Perfect for: Gym Wear: Stand out in your next CrossFit class, cardio session, or marathon training. Unique Gifts: The perfect funny fitness gift for runners, joggers, personal trainers and zombie fans.

Description: A lettering with cherries and candies in shades of brown and pink with the phrase "Life Is Short Eat Dessert First". A motivational art to remind us how fast life is.

Description: A calico cat with orange patches peeks joyfully from a steaming bowl of ramen, its tiny face glowing with contentment. Noodles curl around it like warm currents, alongside a golden egg and bright green onions. This cheerful spirit is Mirana Noodlestone, the guardian of comfort food dreams, bringing joy with every savory swirl.