Egomaniac Merch

WARNING: you are dealing with an ego maniac who has an inferiority complex. congratulate me for being self-aware!

you'll never be me

Bloom of me.

"I'm here!" " Now, what were your other 2 wishes?" The perfect tee for that person with a healthy ego. Announce your presence with a laugh! Great gift for the egoist in your life. In dark blue lettering on a pale beige banner.

NVME. Alas, admit it. You are green with envy even if It is a sin. What the hell, that’s your friend wearing NVME. The friend’s great. An egomaniac maybe, but great. This gift on a tee or mug or pillow is a way to say you agree with the envy thing because there is reasonable cause for the friend to be envied. So stylish. So smart. So great to look at. So rich. Enviable. Or, you could gift yourself since, you know, everyone does NVU. As well they should.

EGO Pro - EGOManiac (Hogan)

This egg has gone rogue! There's a bounty of $100 million on his bald head! They call him Eggomaniac...

Funny "I am my best friend" design. Perfect for yourself or as a gift!

People hate for reasons you may never know, so I really don't care about that. What I don't get is: are you so special that you can't conceive of someone just not giving a rat's rear end about it?

We all know it... just accept it.

EVIL GENIUS BLUE VERSION

Egotistic and self centred

EVIL GENIUS RED VERSION