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Bro!

Who doesn't like a good joke about shattering someone else's Chiclets?

It's our logo. Crooked. Beaten up.

Finally something just for the ladies, or the sexually confident males.

This shirt is athletic wear. You can tell by how it says "Athletic Dept." on it. Motivate other slobs to get in shape with this design.

Working out takes blood, sweat, and tears. This shirt is red so that you can get blood on it, and have it be less obvious. Now go get that t-bone steak.

Our classic logo gets some curves and a coat of ebony polish.

This shirt smells like maple syrup! Okay, not really...but it could.

Enjoy the podcast? Become an honorary member of "Hap Nation" Why not show support for some struggling artists, with this here shirt. It's a horse with rocket boots on it. Go pick up some ladies or dudes in this trendy new design. Don't forget to tell your dad about us either.

This is the black version of what you should be wearing when engaging in kettle bell things.

Support the show with this great design!

Fresh for 2018! Get out there and run somewhere, or lift something heavy in front of your crush.

Check it out, it's a new design!

Hey, it's a new year and that means a new logo design. Buy one simply because you deserve it.

Why be a sheep when you can be a wolf

Because we're invading your airwaves or something to that effect...

As a special thanks for helping us hit some incredible milestones in t-shirt sales, we present you with a GOLD LIMITED EDITION Rocket Horse design!

Show people you like doing things the hard way.

In the spirit of all things tactical, fire this design into your cart now. You may need to buy a suppressor because this shirt is LOUD.

U ever just walk?

It's a t-shirt that offers more questions than answers. Add this to your cart, and just know that you will be thanking yourself upon its arrival.

Hey it's no longer 2019, so buy this and be current with the new logo...or else!

Buy this shirt to take a stand against authority and/or the establishment.

Tell people what they should already know about you with this instant classic.