Ehap Merch

Description: Bro!

Description: Enjoy the podcast? Become an honorary member of "Hap Nation" Why not show support for some struggling artists, with this here shirt. It's a horse with rocket boots on it. Go pick up some ladies or dudes in this trendy new design. Don't forget to tell your dad about us either.

Description: Who doesn't like a good joke about shattering someone else's Chiclets?

Description: This shirt is athletic wear. You can tell by how it says "Athletic Dept." on it. Motivate other slobs to get in shape with this design.

Description: It's our logo. Crooked. Beaten up.

Description: Working out takes blood, sweat, and tears. This shirt is red so that you can get blood on it, and have it be less obvious. Now go get that t-bone steak.

Description: Finally something just for the ladies, or the sexually confident males.

Description: This shirt smells like maple syrup! Okay, not really...but it could.

Description: Fresh for 2018! Get out there and run somewhere, or lift something heavy in front of your crush.

Description: As a special thanks for helping us hit some incredible milestones in t-shirt sales, we present you with a GOLD LIMITED EDITION Rocket Horse design!

Description: U ever just walk?

Description: In the spirit of all things tactical, fire this design into your cart now. You may need to buy a suppressor because this shirt is LOUD.

Description: Show people you like doing things the hard way.

Description: It's a t-shirt that offers more questions than answers. Add this to your cart, and just know that you will be thanking yourself upon its arrival.

Description: Hey it's no longer 2019, so buy this and be current with the new logo...or else!

Description: Buy this shirt to take a stand against authority and/or the establishment.

Description: Tell people what they should already know about you with this instant classic.