Ew Humans Merch

Description: Ew Humans design

Description: Ew Humans design

Description: Make your social boundaries clear from across the galaxy. This design features a cute, lime-green extraterrestrial sticking its tongue out at the local population. Whether you’re an introvert, a sci-fi enthusiast, or just having one of those "I can't even" days, this cheeky alien says it all so you don’t have to. Great for fans of UFO culture, dark humor, and aesthetic streetwear.

Description: Ew Humans design

Description: This humorous design features a sassy green alien wearing pink sunglasses while scrolling through a laptop. Perfect for World UFO Day, it captures a funny extraterrestrial take on human interaction.

Description: Often cats have radical thoughts! lol ! Enjoy ♥!

Description: Hax from our webcomic Coexistence

Description: This humorous vintage style design with Caduceus decorated with stars and Bowls of Hygieia (to indicate serious medical restrictions of the owner!) Have fun with it! Appreciate your support!

Description: If aliens ever invaded earth, they probably wouldn't say "ew, people" or "ew, humans." They would more likely say something like "ew, carbon based life" since we are scientifically known as carbon based lifeforms.

Description: Allergic to stupid people funny quote

Description: Ew...Humans ))(( I Hate People Funny Anti-Social Design

Description: Jesus - I Should Have Stopped After Day Five