Executive Merch
Description: A shattered glass pane centered in a Neo Deco gold sunburst arch on a deep black field — “Women’s Equality Day” in arc-set gold serif above, “Shattering Expectations Since 1920.” below. Quiet luxury feminist art for the corporate professional, the female leader, and everyone who inherited the right to shatter things and intends to use it.
Women’s Equality Day Shattering Expectations Since 1920 – Neo Deco Glass Ceiling Art Print Bag
by Luminari Creations
$24
Description: Command attention with this premium Chief Bark Officer design featuring a powerful English Bulldog executive dressed in a luxury business suit, tie, and executive glasses. Inspired by Fortune 500 branding, elite consulting firms, corporate leadership culture, and luxury business emblems, this artwork blends professional authority with canine confidence. Perfect for executives, managers, CEOs, entrepreneurs, business owners, corporate professionals, leadership teams, office workers, Bulldog lovers, and anyone with a strong executive mindset. The prestigious corporate seal design delivers a sophisticated business aesthetic while celebrating the determination, loyalty, and leadership qualities associated with the English Bulldog. Whether you
Chief Bark Officer English Bulldog Executive Corporate Mascot T-Shirt Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Featured Print Corner
$24
Description: Pardons and Executive Clemency For Sale A biting political satire imagining democracy as a carnival fire sale — presidential pardons and executive clemency on the auction block, gold toilets on display, and a crowd of loyalists scrambling for a piece of the corruption. Puff Sumo’s editorial illustration style channels classic protest art and dark caricature into a single loud, unmissable image. For anyone who follows the headlines and can’t look away from the absurdity of it all, this design turns outrage into art. Perfect for fans of political commentary, satire collectors, and anyone who wants their walls (or wardrobe) to say something true and a little uncomfortable.
Description: POV: you should be productive but your brain said nah and this judgmental Scottish Fold is literally you right now. The fluffy folded-ear cat with the ultimate “done” stare is your spirit animal when motivation ghosted you. i should be productive but my brain said nah, gen z procrastination, and executive dysfunction — three truths that hit when your to-do list is screaming but your brain is on permanent vacation. Whether doomscrolling instead of working or mentally logging off mid-task, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when productivity guilt hits. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but whose brain keeps saying nah.
Description: Sales isn't for the faint of heart—or the completely sane! This hilarious graphic design features the caption “SALES: THEY DON'T GIVE THESE JOBS TO STABLE PEOPLE.” Featuring a frantic cartoon salesperson wearing a headset, juggling phone calls, overflowing paperwork, spilled coffee, and rising sales targets, this colorful illustration captures the chaos of working in sales. Perfect for sales representatives, account executives, sales engineers, sales managers, and anyone surviving quotas, cold calls, difficult customers, and impossible deadlines. A funny gift for sales teams, coworkers, birthdays, office parties, and sales appreciation events.
Sales: They Don't Give These Jobs to Stable People – Funny Sales Rep & Workplace Humor Graphic Socks
by SignShirtz
$14 $20
Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.
Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.
