Executive Merch
Description: A playful squirrel clutches an acorn beneath the phrase hyperfocused on the wrong thing, making this a fun choice for neurodivergent humor fans and distracted thinkers. The warm autumn foliage and woodland wildlife style suit nature lovers, birthday presents, or a funny Christmas stocking stuffer.
Description: I Know. I Just Can't Start. — an ADHD task paralysis shirt with the sentence stacked in bold, worn black capitals. For the gap between knowing exactly what to do and actually beginning it. No advice, no fixing — just the sentence, said plainly by someone who has stood there too.
Description: Fire Sale Pardons - Pardons For Sale Two Million Each Political Satire A biting political satire imagining democracy as a carnival fire sale — presidential pardons and executive clemency on the auction block, gold toilets on display, and a crowd of loyalists scrambling for a piece of the corruption. Puff Sumo’s editorial illustration style channels classic protest art and dark caricature into a single loud, unmissable image. For anyone who follows the headlines and can’t look away from the absurdity of it all, this design turns outrage into art. Perfect for fans of political commentary, satire collectors, and anyone who wants their walls (or wardrobe) to say something true and a little uncomfortable.
Description: Take to the skies in classic luxury with this circular vintage emblem featuring the 195 Businessliner. Produced in the post-WWII era, this iconic high-wing radial engine aircraft became famous as a premier personal transport plane for executives and private aviators alike. The artwork presents the plane in a rich gold and navy blue color scheme set inside a circular badge with the phrase "Legendary Aircraft". It makes a wonderful gift for general aviation enthusiasts, radial engine fans, and classic aircraft art collectors.
Description: Turn up the heat on neurodiversity with this hilarious "Neurospicy Inc." hot sauce bottle parody design. Styled like a classic fiery chili sauce label with a bold green cap, this clever graphic swaps the traditional rooster for a detailed brain illustration packed with witty neurodivergent humor. Featuring fun text details like "high-masking neurotypical passing" and "best in low-demand settings," it makes the perfect, highly relatable gift for adults with ADHD, autism, or anyone proudly embracing their neurospicy identity. Great for casual wear, advocacy events, or everyday laughs.
Neurospicy Hot Sauce Funny Neurodivergent Chili Bottle Parody T-Shirt
by MinistryofAbsurdity
$16 $24
Description: Take to the skies in classic luxury with this detailed illustration of the iconic 195 Businessliner light aircraft. Produced in the post-WWII era, this classic high-wing radial engine monoplane became famous as a premier personal transport aircraft for executives and private aviators alike. The artwork showcases the plane in an elegant blue and silver livery perched above bold model typography. It makes a wonderful gift for general aviation enthusiasts, radial engine fans, and vintage aircraft art collectors.
Description: Celebrate classic civil aviation with this winged circular emblem featuring the 195 Businessliner. Produced beginning in 1947, this legendary high-wing radial engine aircraft became famous as a luxurious personal transport for business executives and private pilots alike. The artwork showcases the plane in an elegant blue and white livery framed by classic aviator wings and a circular crest stamped with "Legendary Performance." It makes an exceptional gift for general aviation pilots, radial engine fans, and vintage flight art collectors.
Description: Turn up the heat on neurodiversity with this funny "Neurospicy Inc." hot sauce parody design. Styled like a classic fiery Asian chili sauce label, this clever graphic features a detailed brain illustration packed with witty neurodivergent humor like "high-masking neurotypical passing" and "best in low-demand settings." A perfect, relatable gift for adults with ADHD, autism, or anyone proudly embracing their neurospicy identity. Ideal for autism acceptance month, neurodiversity pride events, or everyday laughs.
Neurospicy Chilli Hot Sauce Label Parody Extra Spicy Autism Sticker
by MinistryofAbsurdity
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Innocent People Don't Need Pardons If you're innocent, you don't need a pardon — this bold typographic design cuts straight through the noise around presidential pardons and political corruption. Featuring distressed woodtype letterpress lettering in stark black and white, it's built for anyone tired of watching justice get sold to the highest bidder. Perfect for political satire fans, activists, and anyone who believes accountability shouldn't be optional for the powerful. A statement piece for civic-minded wardrobes, protest gear, and truth-tellers who know the difference between clemency and a cover-up. Puff Sumo original design — wear the truth.
Description: Add some professional charm to your wardrobe with this pixel art Shiba Inu dressed in a sharp business suit. Perfect for dog lovers, coffee enthusiasts, and those who appreciate retro gaming aesthetics. This stylish canine executive is ready to conquer the workday with a hot cup of coffee.
Description: Celebrate your love for ferrets and office life with this humorous Calgary-themed illustration. Featuring a cute ferret sitting an executive chair an HR badge a boss mug, this design brings a playful touch to corporate culture. It a fun option for managers, human resource professionals, and pet owners who enjoy lighthearted workplace humor.
Description: Celebrate your love for ferrets and office life with this humorous Calgary-themed illustration. Featuring a cute ferret sitting an executive chair an HR badge a boss mug, this design brings a playful touch to corporate culture. It a fun option for managers, human resource professionals, and pet owners who enjoy lighthearted workplace humor.
Description: Innocent People Don't Need Pardons (Dark Version) If you're innocent, you don't need a pardon — this bold typographic design cuts straight through the noise around presidential pardons and political corruption. Featuring distressed woodtype letterpress lettering in stark black and white, it's built for anyone tired of watching justice get sold to the highest bidder. Perfect for political satire fans, activists, and anyone who believes accountability shouldn't be optional for the powerful. A statement piece for civic-minded wardrobes, protest gear, and truth-tellers who know the difference between clemency and a cover-up. Puff Sumo original design — wear the truth.
Description: Take to the skies in classic style with this bold shield emblem featuring the iconic 195 Businessliner. First introduced in the late 1940s, this luxury high-wing monoplane became famous for its powerful radial engine and spacious cabin designed for corporate and private aviators. The artwork displays the aircraft in a dynamic bank angle set inside a gold and navy blue shield badge with a banner stamped "Cessna 195." It makes an ideal gift for general aviation pilots, radial engine fans, and classic airplane art collectors.
