Existential Dread Cute Merch

Nobody is safe from existential dread, not even this cute little elephant.

Existential dread? Check. Kawaii aesthetic? Check. Maybe you're just Dead Tired too?

Breakfast is a great time to have a crisis.

Mmm, smells like unending uncertainty.

This Existential Dread sun cartoon in a retro style is a funny present for family and friends who love a funny sadness design. Wear it anytime you have an existential crisis.

Some days just be like that. Funny shirt to add a bit of dark humor to your day.

I Feel Hollow Inside design with cute panda and bamboo for when you feel cute but empty inside.

Felling cute, but also having an existential crisis.

Felling cute, but also having an existential crisis.

Existential dread? Check. Kawaii aesthetic? Check. Maybe you're just Dead Tired too?

Scratch and Sniff Stickers were FUN! Who wouldn't like scents like Poison or Dread? Buy a cute creepy retro design for you or friends, family, or any dark humor fans for birthdays or funny gifts! I have the actual stickers too!

Buzz, buzz

Happiness?

The Kitten and the Skull

Hope you like it!

Hope you like it!

Is a slice of bread one or many? This dilemma places breads of all kinds into a state of existential dread otherwise known as existential bread. Although this may just seem like a simple bread pun, it is actually a philosophical nightmare.

A T-shirt design depicts a relaxed sloth hanging from a tree branch, exuding laid-back vibes. Above it reads "Hang In There," but below, humorously states "It Gets Worse." With vibrant colors and bold text, it's a playful twist on the classic motivational message, sure to bring smiles.

but, yet, I'm still kind of adorable

Here is a happy dinosaur with pretty flowers juxtaposed against the existential mantra "all we are is dust in the wind."

I Can't Today .... Mercury Is In Retrograde

Dig your grave now. Give up.

Hang In There It Gets Worse

Peace Was Never An Option // Capybara

Bearly existing is a cute design with bear holding a coffee having a existential crisis. Vintage and minimalistic design

Black and white design when you're angsty but still cute.

Suck My Happiness

Pondering upon its existence as a frog, what else could it feel but joyful bliss?

existential dread

Here is a happy dinosaur with pretty flowers juxtaposed against the existential mantra "all we are is dust in the wind."