Existential Dread Cute Kids T-Shirts

Breakfast is a great time to have a crisis.

Mmm, smells like unending uncertainty.

This Existential Dread sun cartoon in a retro style is a funny present for family and friends who love a funny sadness design. Wear it anytime you have an existential crisis.

Some days just be like that. Funny shirt to add a bit of dark humor to your day.

Scratch and Sniff Stickers were FUN! Who wouldn't like scents like Poison or Dread? Buy a cute creepy retro design for you or friends, family, or any dark humor fans for birthdays or funny gifts! I have the actual stickers too!

Buzz, buzz

Happiness?

The Kitten and the Skull

Hope you like it!

Hope you like it!

Is a slice of bread one or many? This dilemma places breads of all kinds into a state of existential dread otherwise known as existential bread. Although this may just seem like a simple bread pun, it is actually a philosophical nightmare.

A T-shirt design depicts a relaxed sloth hanging from a tree branch, exuding laid-back vibes. Above it reads "Hang In There," but below, humorously states "It Gets Worse." With vibrant colors and bold text, it's a playful twist on the classic motivational message, sure to bring smiles.

Here is a happy dinosaur with pretty flowers juxtaposed against the existential mantra "all we are is dust in the wind."

I Can't Today .... Mercury Is In Retrograde

Hang In There It Gets Worse

Peace Was Never An Option // Capybara

Black and white design when you're angsty but still cute.

Suck My Happiness

Pondering upon its existence as a frog, what else could it feel but joyful bliss?

Here is a happy dinosaur with pretty flowers juxtaposed against the existential mantra "all we are is dust in the wind."