Existential Merch
Description: Copyright of all these designs belongs to the artist (Meghan Wallace or Doodle by Meg LLC) and may not be reproduced by anyone other than the artist for sale or any other commercial use. In accordance with Intellectual Property Policies my designs have been created using my own process and personal references. With that said if you like my style, are interested in commission design work, or interested in licensing my work feel free to email or DM me!
Waiting for The Big Beautiful Obituary Funny Saying Quote Posters and Art
by NovaNest Apparel ☆☆☆☆☆
$14
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: Hail The Goat, Nothing Else Works"—because at this point, dark forces are the only ones picking up your calls. Perfect for witches, goth girls, and corporate ghouls who have tried manifestation, productivity hacks, and sheer willpower—only to realize it’s all pointless. Whether you're burning sage in the breakroom, sacrificing your soul to deadlines, or just accepting that chaos reigns, this gothic typography design is a tribute to giving up in style. Wear it to the office, the underworld, or your next failed attempt at caring—because let’s be real, if hard work worked, we wouldn’t be here.
Description: Honor the rebel philosopher of the absurd with this sleek Camus Autograph tee. With his cool demeanor, trench coat style, and brooding intellect, Albert Camus embodied mid-century existentialism and resistance. This design captures the elegance and edge of a writer who challenged the universe to explain itself — and didn’t wait for an answer.
Description: Introducing "Dark Magic Won’t Fix Me"—because at this point, not even a full moon ritual and a blood sacrifice could turn this disaster around. Perfect for witches, goth girls, and burned-out souls who have officially given up on self-improvement and are now just vibing in the abyss. Whether you’re hexing your workload, staring into the void, or attempting to resurrect your motivation (RIP), this gothic typography design lets the world know you’ve tried everything—spells, potions, caffeine—and nothing’s working. Wear it to the office, the graveyard, or your next existential crisis—because let’s be honest, even the darkest magic has its limits.
