Existential Merch
Description: Cute, weird, and way too relatable. This Smiski-inspired meme design celebrates the tiny glowing creatures and their iconic little poses. Perfect for fans of Smiski, collectible figures, funny memes, kawaii characters, and quirky internet humor. A fun gift for collectors or anyone who understands the struggle of being a tiny creature just trying to get through the day.
Description: This optimistic nihilism design blends cosmic wonder with existential humor, featuring an astronaut standing on a half moon pointing into space alongside the phrase “Ask me about optimistic nihilism.” Perfect for fans of philosophy, dark humor, and space-inspired art with a clever intellectual twist.
Description: Featuring a moody black cat hiding under a blanket with distressed vintage typography, this design captures exhausted energy and sarcastic humor perfectly. Ideal for introverts, cat lovers, spooky aesthetic fans, emo style enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers peace, quiet, and avoiding unnecessary interaction.
Description: Made for black and darker crewnecks, where the chaotic attitude actually survives. Some people wake up feeling refreshed, but you entered this world already needing a nap. This Black Scowl design captures that chronic exhaustion with a heavily textured, manually crafted grunge aesthetic. Featuring subtle gamer elements and our signature cynical feline, this burnout humor perfectly summarizes your entire existence. Throw on this burnout humor born tired grunge cat piece when the mere thought of socializing drains your completely empty battery.
Description: You were here. The proof is disappearing. Every mark you've made is getting lighter. Every footprint is filling in. Every word you said is being forgotten. Not erased, just fading. Slowly. Naturally. Like a photograph left in the sun. Like a voice that no one bothers to remember. This one's for the ones watching themselves become invisible. For the ones whose presence is quietly expiring.
Description: Doomsday Clock - Humanity on the Brink A stark visual of the Doomsday Clock pushed to the edge of midnight, paired with a rising nuclear mushroom cloud over a silhouetted city. This design captures the tension, urgency, and symbolism of humanity standing close to catastrophe. The bold shapes and high‑contrast imagery make it instantly readable in thumbnail and impactful on apparel. A statement piece for anyone who follows global events, political commentary, or the cultural history of the Doomsday Clock.
