Fake Friends Merch
Description: With this, you can tell which way your politics lean! ;) I've wanted a good "Faux News Channel" shirt for a while, so I decided to make one! Fonts and design match the "original" including the catchphrase: "We Decide, You concur." Shirts & sweats available but I threw in the option of prints… and a pillow, if you need something to beat up on!
I wish I could use the discriminant on people to check if they are real or not. (White Text Version) Pillow
by inotyler
$23 $28
Description: I don't lose friends. I lose undercover haters. Real friends can never be lost.
Fake friends - inspirational t-shirt gift idea Baseball T-Shirt
by MotivationTshirt
$19 $26
Description: No drama, no fakes, no energy wasted. This “No More Fake Friends” design is a loud, unapologetic statement for anyone done with toxic vibes. Simple, bold, and real — the perfect quote for people who choose peace over pretending. Ideal for independent thinkers, bold personalities, and anyone living drama-free. Clean typography, strong contrast, and pure attitude.
i prefer real rude friends over nice fake friends Crewneck Sweatshirt
by mdr design 23
$28 $35
Description: No drama, no fakes, no energy wasted. This bold grunge typography design is the perfect statement piece for anyone who chooses peace, boundaries, and a small trusted circle over toxic vibes.
No Drama No Fake Friends Private Life Small Circle Aesthetic Mug
by NomiCrafts
$13 $18
Description: Do you love a funny outfit filled with sarcasm and wit? Then this design is just for you! Makes a great ice breaker at parties or social gatherings and is also great for every day wear.
Mansplain To My Fake Friends Man's Pain For My Real Friends Hat
by FoodbyMatthew
$12 $19
i don't hate socializing. i hate fake connections. Baseball T-Shirt
by ilvms_print
$19 $26
Life's Too Short for Fake Cheese or Fake People Magnet
by The Artful Aspie
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Tell it like it is with this bold typographic design featuring "I AM NOT MEAN I AM JUST TOO OLD TO PRETEND I LIKE YOU" in stacked heavy block lettering separated by horizontal rule accents. Perfect for grumpy elders, retired truth-tellers, and anyone who has fully run out of patience for fake pleasantries.
I Am Not Mean I Am Just Too Old To Pretend I Like You Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PixelPunchart
$17 $24
Description: Tell it like it is with this bold typographic design featuring "I AM NOT MEAN I AM JUST TOO OLD TO PRETEND I LIKE YOU" in stacked heavy block lettering separated by horizontal rule accents. Perfect for grumpy elders, retired truth-tellers, and anyone who has fully run out of patience for fake pleasantries.
I Am Not Mean I Am Just Too Old To Pretend I Like You Kids Hoodie
by PixelPunchart
$26 $36