Fart Ninja Merch

Description: Fart ninja silent but deadly

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Description: Funny Fart shirt - birthday gift for fart ninjas by Funny Ninja Fart shirt - birthday gift for ninjas

Description: Ninjas are awesome, and so are fart jokes.

Description: Beware!

Description: A cartoon ninja frog character performing a martial arts pose with a farting cloud. Features the humorous text 'Talk behind my back, I'll fart'.

Description: If you can read this, it's already too late. A stealthy ninja strikes in a sword-ready stance while a glowing FartMerch green fart cloud with a skull and crossbones drifts out behind him. Distressed off-white and FM green on dark, made for the silent but deadly type. A funny ninja fart gift for gamers, dads, brothers, coworkers and anyone who strikes without warning. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.

Description: Parody of the old Ganbare Goemon titles. Full translation: "I'm sorry, I farted. A Mysterious Wind Blows South!"

Description: Ninjas are awesome, and so are fart jokes.

Description: fart ninja silent but deadly

Description: You won't hear them coming but you will surely smell them!