Farther Merch
Description: A retro style graphic featuring a black silhouette of a diver against a background of horizontal stripes in orange, yellow, and teal. Above the diver, text reads "THE FARTHER I AM FROM IDIOTS". Below the diver, text reads "THE CLOSER I GET TO THE BOTTOM". Bubbles rise from the diver's gear.
The Farther I Am From Idiots The Closer I Get To The Bottom Diver Retro Sunset Socks
by EONGJE STUDIO
$20
Description: Celebrate your love for Big Bend National Park with this outdoor adventure design. Features the text Big Bend National Park Wander Farther for nature explorers and hikers.
Big Bend National Park Wander Farther National Park Travel Hiker Explorer Tank Top
by JaskconLIfe23
$21
Description: Rise above the ordinary with this Skybound vintage bald eagle design. Featuring a majestic eagle in flight over rugged mountains, an alpine lake, and pine forests, this artwork captures the freedom of outdoor adventure. Its retro engraving style is perfect for hikers, campers, wildlife lovers, and anyone always searching for higher ground. A bold choice for casual weekends, nature trips, or a thoughtful gift for an adventurous spirit. Explore farther and carry the wilderness wherever you go!
Description: Rise above the ordinary with this Skybound vintage bald eagle design. Featuring a majestic eagle in flight over rugged mountains, an alpine lake, and pine forests, this artwork captures the freedom of outdoor adventure. Its retro engraving style is perfect for hikers, campers, wildlife lovers, and anyone always searching for higher ground. A bold choice for casual weekends, nature trips, or a thoughtful gift for an adventurous spirit. Explore farther and carry the wilderness wherever you go!
Description: This is a paper-centric take on the Rock City tourist attraction in Georgia, specifically the hope offered by the regionally iconic ads painted on barns across the south and midwest that instruct drivers-by to "See Rock City". The design is supposed to be on red, but blue or gray work pretty well, too.
Description: A retro-style graphic with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, cream, light blue, and dark blue. A black silhouette of a diver is positioned centrally, with bubbles rising from the diver. The text 'THE CLOSER I GET TO THE BOTTOM' is at the top, and 'THE FARTHER I AM FROM IDIOTS' is at the bottom.
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Retro Quote Kiss My Bass Funny Fishing Animal Monkey Dad Farther Day T-Shirt
by The XTRA FLIXStore
$24
Description: The closer I get to the bottom The farther I am from idiots is perfect for scuba diving enthusiasts who appreciate the peaceful solitude of the deep sea. showcase your love for scuba diving and to share a laugh with fellow diving enthusiasts. It also makes for a thoughtful and unique gift for underwater adventurers or anyone who appreciates the serenity of the deep sea.
Description: Does your father or husband loves music and playing guitar? Are YOU a guitarist and have kids? This is the coolest Father's Day gift EVER for your musician (professional or amateur) dad! Distressed retro design with a vintage look of a simple and good looking music sheet of the chords D major and A musical notes figures.
