Fixed The Newel Post Merch

Description: Fixed the Newel Post - funny Christmas shirt

Description: Fixed the Newel Post, for funny christmas shirt

Description: Fixed The Newel Post!

Description: She's A Beaut, Clark!

Description: A fun Griswold Christmas theme shirt

Description: Newel Post North Pole

Description: A humorous graphic featuring the text "FIXED THE NEWEL POST" above a cartoon chainsaw.

Description: Fixed The Newel Post!

Description: She's A Beat North Pole

Description: A little bit of humor as you edit your podcast

Description: It's A Beaut, Clark!

Description: Why Is The Carpet All Wet, Todd?

Description: This is a shirt which reads "FIXED THE NEWEL POST!"

Description: Mr. Shirley's Presents

Description: If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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Description: Gas Money Give Out In Gurnee.