Flies Spies Merch
Description: A dark, retro-style composition featuring a mechanical pigeon with an antenna and glowing orange eye. The pigeon is positioned against a dynamic burst of red and yellow jagged shapes. The text "BIRDS AREN'T REAL" is prominently displayed above, and "IF IT FLIES, IT SPIES" is below.
Birds Aren't Real If It Flies, It Spies Mechanical Pigeon Crewneck Sweatshirt
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$35
Description: A detailed diagram of a pigeon with various technological components attached, presented on a black background. The pigeon has a camera on its head, a speaker on its beak, a microphone on its neck, a CPU displayed on its body, and a charging port on its leg. The text "IF IT FLIES" is at the top and "IT SPIES" is at the bottom.
Description: A humorous depiction of a pigeon labeled with spy technology. The pigeon has a camera on its head, 'CAMEERA' and 'MICROPHONE' labels pointing to its face, 'SPEAKERS' label pointing to its wing, 'CPU' label pointing to its chest with a circuit board, and a 'CHARING PORT' label on its leg. The text 'IF IT FLIES' is at the top and 'IT SPIES' is at the bottom.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a pigeon with a surveillance camera mounted on its head. The pigeon stands against a circular sunset with horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, and green. The text "IF IT FLIES" is at the top and "IT SPIES" is at the bottom, both in a distressed, bold font.
Description: Show your support for the satirical movement with this retro-style design. Perfect for those who enjoy conspiracy theory humor, dark comedy, and keeping a watchful eye on our feathered friends. Whether you're a fan of the 'Birds Aren't Real' narrative or just love a good ironic vintage graphic, this is a great conversation starter.
Description: A cartoon pigeon with blue-grey feathers and orange feet is looking through brown binoculars. Text above reads "THE BIRDS ARE WATCHING!" and text below reads "IF IT FLIES, IT SPIES". The background is black.
The Birds Are Watching! If It Flies, It Spies Pigeon with Binoculars Kids Hoodie
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$36
Description: The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.
