Float Through The Drama Merch
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Description: This is the ultimate, hilariously chaotic survival boast for anyone who treats absolute unconsciousness as their primary defense mechanism against societal chaos. It proudly elevates a heavy sleeping habit into an elite emotional superpower, declaring to the world that while friendships fracture, group chats explode, and office politics run wild, you will be peacefully drifting away in horizontal bliss, entirely unbothered, deeply cozy, and blissfully unaware of the fire burning around you.
I AM BLESSED WITH THE ABILITY TO SLEEP THROUGH DRAMA Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Expired Brain Juice
$28 $35
