Fries Before Guys Funny Merch
Description: Who needs nice guys? I want nice fries! This cute french fries gift is for girls who don't want the hassle of guys, they just want some delicious fries! Feast your eyes on these tasty french fries on this cute fries gift. A funny french fries gift for girls, women, boys and men. A cool food gift for anyone who loves fries, obsessed with fries or can't stop eating fries!
Description: There are a lot of women out there who seriously prefer their french fries versus guys. What do you prefer? Fries or guys?
Fries before Guys - Funny French Fries Shirt - Fries over Guys Hat
by Shirtbubble
$12 $19
Description: No shame in the chicken tender game !! An homage to the best comfort food of all time. Fries before guys. For the picky eater in your life (because it's true every time).
Chicken Tenders and Fries Before Guys Shorts
by Olivia Ossege - Sparkling In Silence
$21 $27
Description: A funny thanksgiving joke and pie pun that every holiday food lover, single girl, and thanksgiving dinner host will love wearing around the table. Funny thanksgiving gift for sister, friendsgiving present for bestie, or funny holiday joke apparel for friends party gatherings.
Pies Before Guys Funny Thanksgiving Fall Gift Magnet
by Say It With Ink
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Celebrate feline devotion with this bold black-and-white illustration featuring a woman lovingly embracing a cat beneath the phrase Cats Before Guys. Scattered hearts, expressive line art, and a row of cat paw prints create a charming design that captures the special bond between cat lovers and their furry companions. The minimalist monochrome palette and poster-inspired layout give the artwork a timeless aesthetic, combining playful relationship humor with a passion for cats, feline companionship, and unapologetic cat-loving personality.
Cats Before Guys Funny Cat Lover Illustration Crewneck Sweatshirt
by QUIPVERSE
$27 $35
Description: Prioritize what truly matters this holiday season—dessert! This hilarious, retro-inspired Thanksgiving design features a sassy cartoon turkey wearing a fedora hat and a bikini, confidently holding a freshly baked pie. Framed by the clever, sarcastic pun "Pies Before Guys," it's the perfect humorous graphic for holiday feasts, Friendsgiving celebrations, baking enthusiasts, and anyone who plans on hitting the dessert table first.
