Fuel Tank Merch
Description: A hilarious take on expensive gas, empty wallets, and the painful reality of watching your money disappear at the pump. Featuring a frantic driver, a flying wallet, a nearly empty fuel gauge, and a gas station scene, this design captures the feeling of watching your paycheck literally go up in fumes.
Description: Fuel up the car and watch the wallet empty itself. “FILL TANK. EMPTY WALLET.” turns the pain of high gas prices into a bold, funny design featuring a vintage gas pump literally sucking cash from an open wallet. Perfect for drivers, commuters, road-trip lovers, car enthusiasts, and anyone who feels every trip to the pump in their bank account. A great sarcastic gift for people who appreciate relatable money humor and everyday financial pain.
Fill Tank. Empty Wallet. — Funny Gas Price Humor Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by SignShirtz
$13 $19
Description: A darkly funny take on inheritance, family finances, and the rising cost of everything. Featuring a will, worried heirs, and a smug gas pump preparing to claim the family's remaining fortune, this design turns the struggle of expensive gas and limited savings into relatable financial humor.
Description: A darkly funny take on outrageous gas prices, imagining a simple fill-up as a major financial commitment. With a stressed driver, struggling piggy bank, gas pump, and oversized loan paperwork, this design captures the ridiculous feeling of needing a second mortgage just to afford a tank of gas.
Description: A sarcastic take on investing where the “portfolio” consists of an old car, a tiny piggy bank, and a quarter tank of gas. With labels like “sad investor,” “main shareholder,” and “lease on my firstborn,” this design turns financial struggle, gas prices, and questionable investments into exaggerated money humor.
Description: Running on fumes since Monday. The letters are melting, the last drop is falling, and the red needle sits just above E - the fuel gauge of anyone who still has four days of the week ahead. Hand-built vector art in three flat colors; a small gift for a tired coworker. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100066689-running-on-fumes-empty-fuel-gauge-light-shirts
Description: Turn poor driving habits into top-tier anti-theft security with this funny quote: "I might not be good at keeping my tank full but at least if my car is ever stolen they will only make it 5 miles down the road." Designed in clean, casual handwritten typography, this graphic perfectly speaks to everyone who routinely pushes their luck past the fuel light warning. An everyday, relatable gag gift for chronic "empty tank" drivers, road trippers, students, and lovers of dry, self-deprecating humor. Looks great printed on casual graphic t-shirts, cozy hoodies, travel tumblers, coffee mugs, and car window or bumper stickers.
Description: Running on fumes since Monday. The letters are melting, the last drop is falling, and the red needle sits just above E - the fuel gauge of anyone who still has four days of the week ahead. Hand-built vector art in three flat colors; a small gift for a tired coworker. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/100066688-running-on-fumes-empty-fuel-gauge
Description: When filling up the car starts feeling less like a quick stop and more like a major financial decision. This funny gas-price design imagines the gas station of the future—complete with its own Auto Finance Center, loan applications, monthly payment options, and a helpful teller ready to discuss financing your next full tank. Because when fuel prices climb high enough, maybe the next question at the pump really will be, “What kind of APR can you give me?” Perfect for commuters, drivers, car enthusiasts, road warriors, delivery drivers, coworkers, and anyone who has watched the numbers spinning on the gas pump and wondered whether they should have brought a loan officer. Fuel now. Pay later. Drive carefully—and check the interest rate.
Description: Vintage style motorcycle graphic featuring a bold black silhouette of a classic retro cruiser bike. Complete with a clean white sticker outline and minimalist text reading Wild Ride on the fuel tank and front fender, this timeless design is perfect for old-school riders, cafe racer fans, and custom bike enthusiasts.
Description: A chaotic automotive humor design featuring an orange tabby mechanic in work coveralls, retro sunglasses, a gas pump nozzle, and an empty fuel gauge alongside the intentionally silly phrase “I Eated All the Gas.” Perfect for mechanics, car lovers, garage crews, cat fans, and anyone who enjoys absurd meme humor, low-fuel jokes, and playful automotive artwork.
Description: Funny wife and husband car humor design featuring a fuel gauge joke. Perfect for married couples, husbands, drivers, road trip lovers, and anyone who enjoys funny automotive humor.
My Wife Is A 10 And So Are Her Miles To Empty – Funny Car & Wife Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Stellar Boutique
$24
