Funny Antique Merch

Description: A funny antiquing gift for an antique collector who likes to buy vintage items for their collection of old art and other items. A cute antiques dealer present.

Description: A silly novelty design for antique lovers with an immature sense of humor. Great for collectors, vintage enthusiasts, flea market shoppers, and anyone who enjoys funny conversation-starting apparel.

Description: I'm Not Old I'm Just An Antique Teenager That's Starting To Creak Funny Rooster Design. Perfect antique teenager apparel for anyone who loves funny quotes, sarcastic sayings, and vintage rooster graphics. This humorous bird lover outfit makes a great birthday present, Christmas gift, Father's Day, or Mother's Day surprise for your grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, husband, or wife who is getting older but still young at heart. Great for senior citizens, retirees, and elderly people with a great sense of humor.

Description: A humorous auction shirt for antique lovers who take bidding way too seriously.

Description: American classic hot rod pickup truck cartoon illustration with huge chrome engine, red hot paint, big tires and chrome rims, cool low rider stance.

Description: “I Brake For Estate Sales” is for the people who can spot a handwritten estate-sale sign from three intersections away. Made for vintage hunters, antique collectors, thrifters, flea-market regulars, secondhand shoppers, and anyone always searching for one more hidden treasure.

Description: Funny auction design celebrating the chaos of turning old items into massive bidding battles.

Description: We Thrift At Dawn Funny Frog Thrifting Vintage Collector

Description: We Thrift At Dawn Funny Frog Thrifting Vintage Collector

Description: I Like Antiquing And Maybe 3 People Antique Collector

Description: Concoct a truly unique aesthetic with this stunningly detailed celestial map and zodiac potion illustration[cite: 11].Featuring an intricate, hand-drawn star chart, detailed constellations, a central sun and moon face, planets, and an intricate alchemical bottle, this design balances mystical allure with vintage scientific precision[cite: 11]. Perfect for dark academia lovers, tarot enthusiasts, cozy autumn style, and high-end witchy vibes that stand out far beyond spooky season

Description: Doctor's orders: more coffee. A sophisticated vintage apothecary design with an ironic twist — the perfect witty gift for the coffee-dependent nurse or healthcare worker.

Description: Embrace your inner wit with this hilarious and sarcastic quote design.Perfect for lovers of vintage vibes and clever, dry humor.A great conversation starter for antique shows or social gatherings.Makes a funny gift for friends who appreciate a little irony!

Description: It Isnt Hoarding When Its Antique Thrifter Men

Description: We Thrift At Dawn Funny Frog Vintage Shopping Antique Lovers

Description: A simple “I Love Garage Sales” design for bargain hunters, thrift shoppers, vintage collectors, and weekend treasure seekers. Great gift for anyone who loves yard sales, flea markets, estate sales, and finding hidden gems.

Description: A simple “I Love Garage Sales” design for bargain hunters, thrift shoppers, vintage collectors, and weekend treasure seekers. Great gift for anyone who loves yard sales, flea markets, estate sales, and finding hidden gems.

Description: It Isnt Hoarding When Its Antique Funny Typewriter Collector Women

Description: Mohawk airlines insignia from the mid-'60s. A reminder of other times in the world of commercial flying

Description: Badge of Delta airlines, 60's, the most glamorous and special epic for flying.

Description: Embrace the ultimate low-effort Halloween costume with a sharp dose of workplace humor. Featuring a beautifully detailed vintage typewriter surrounded by stacked leather binders and archived files, this graphic pairs classic 19th-century mechanical engraving with ironic corporate messaging. Perfect for office Halloween parties, Q4 crunch time, or anyone who considers surviving the workday a scary enough costume.

Description: Defend your vintage sewing room collection with this funny "Yes I Really Do Need Sewing Machines" design featuring three classic, ornate antique sewing machines displayed under a teal banner with bold distressed vintage typography! A perfect gift idea for seamstresses, quilters, tailors, dressmakers, crafters, and antique sewing machine collectors!

Description: Antique Kitten Dilly Dally Sorry I'm Late Funny Blue Cat

Description: My Greatest Fear Husband Sell Antiques Funny Collector

Description: Get ready for grilling season with this funny "100 Percent Chance Of Hot Dogs" design. Featuring a vintage weather map of the USA and an official American forecast of pure cookout goodness, this retro illustration is perfect for foodies, pitmasters, and anyone celebrating the 4th of July or a summer barbecue.

Description: A collection of vintage magazine ads organized into a repeating pattern.

Description: I’m Just A Vintage Soul Thrifting Antique Cute Funny

Description: I’m Just A Vintage Soul Thrifting Antique Cute Funny

Description: Antiquing Is My Jam Vintage Antique Collector Thrifting

Description: I’m Just A Vintage Soul Thrifting Antique Cute Funny

Description: I’m Just A Vintage Soul Thrifting Antique Cute Funny

Description: Cocaine Toothache Drops

Description: Show off your sense of humor with this vintage distressed "I'd Tap That" firefighter saying tee. Perfect for anyone in the firefighting profession or those who appreciate a good laugh, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter. Whether you're hitting the gym or just hanging out with friends, this tee is a fun and quirky addition to your wardrobe.

Description: A charming green frog traveler sets off with a floral umbrella, patterned scarf, and vintage luggage in search of secondhand treasures. A whimsical cottagecore illustration for thrift lovers, flea market fans, antique hunters, vintage collectors, and anyone who enjoys sustainable shopping adventures.

Description: I'm Not Old I'm Classic