Funny Car Quote Merch
Funny Car Enthusiast Quote Yes Officer I Saw The Speed Limit Tote
by ArtedPool
$13 $20
Description: Humorous and bold design featuring a distressed green font with the phrase 'Who's Car We Gonna Take?', perfect for car enthusiasts and comedy lovers. Great for casual wear, showcasing personality and love for vehicles.
Who's Car We Gonna Take? Funny Car Quote Baseball T-Shirt
by stary_art99
$19 $26
the mothman stole my Catalytic converter Phone Case
by Public Syndrome
$17 $23
RC Car Lover Funny Quote RC Car Racing Retro Vintage Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Visual Vibes
$17 $24
Description: Funny car quote graphic with distressed muscle car lettering and vintage styling.
I'm Not Old Classic Distressed Muscle Car Vintage Sticker
by Julie lovely drawings
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Turn poor driving habits into top-tier anti-theft security with this funny quote: "I might not be good at keeping my tank full but at least if my car is ever stolen they will only make it 5 miles down the road." Designed in clean, casual handwritten typography, this graphic perfectly speaks to everyone who routinely pushes their luck past the fuel light warning. An everyday, relatable gag gift for chronic "empty tank" drivers, road trippers, students, and lovers of dry, self-deprecating humor. Looks great printed on casual graphic t-shirts, cozy hoodies, travel tumblers, coffee mugs, and car window or bumper stickers.
Car Stolen Running On Empty Funny Gas Tank Sarcastic Quote Hat
by Pink Ocean
$11 $19
Description: JDM Tuning & Drift Car Fan - Boost Turbo. Car quotes & sayings. Gift for tuning fans and car lovers. Race It Break It Fix It Repeat Funny Racing Mechanic Apparel
Race It Break It Fix It Repeat Funny Racing Mechanic Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Automotive Apparel & Accessoires
$13 $19
Description: Bold Going Nowhere lettering on wheels with an arrow pointing the way. A funny gift for homebodies, introverts, couch potatoes and anyone with zero plans this weekend.
Going Nowhere in Style - Funny Lazy Homebody Quote Pillow
by TotaSaid
$23 $28
Obsessive Car Disorder - Funny Quote - Black Text Hat
by DesignWood Atelier
$11 $19
Obsessive Car Disorder - Funny Quote - White Text Pillow
by DesignWood Atelier
$23 $28
Obsessive Car Disorder - Funny Quote - Black Text Phone Case
by DesignWood Atelier
$17 $23
Obsessive Car Disorder - Funny Car Quote - White Text Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by DesignWood Atelier
$17 $24
Description: This design declares: “I do not trust people who drive Kia Souls, I know in my heart that they are evil.” A sarcastic, oddly specific, and hilarious take on car culture, it’s perfect for fans of savage humor, quirky jokes, and witty quotes that exaggerate everyday opinions with comedic flair.
Description: This design embodies the unique spirit of the opossum. Featuring the memorable quote Live Ugly Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car, it is perfect for opossum lovers and fans of dark humor.
Live Ugly Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car Opossum Funny Quote Animal Lover Mug
by Us
$13 $18
funny racing quote im just a race car driver Posters and Art
by kolory wojny
$10 $14
Description: I Like Cars More Than I Like People - Funny Car - Quote - Black Text Entertaining design spreading on decoration, clothing and accessories products that is intended to bring a smile to your face or cause laughter and catch the eye wherever you go or your living space. The funny-themed items are designed to add a touch of humor to your daily life or as a gift to your family or friends. Express yourself in unique and joyful style.
I Like Cars More Than I Like People - Funny Car - Quote - Black Text Pillow
by DesignWood Atelier
$23 $28
Description: I Like Cars More Than I Like People - Funny Car - Quote - White Text Entertaining design spreading on decoration, clothing and accessories products that is intended to bring a smile to your face or cause laughter and catch the eye wherever you go or your living space. The funny-themed items are designed to add a touch of humor to your daily life or as a gift to your family or friends. Express yourself in unique and joyful style.
I Like Cars More Than I Like People - Funny Car - Quote - White Text T-Shirt
by DesignWood Atelier
$16 $24
funny car guy gift better than a car more cars quote Baseball T-Shirt
by ondadi
$19 $26
Whose Car We Gonna Take – Funny Retro Quote Kids Hoodie
by retro bloom
$28 $36
Description: Fast car cartoon quote featuring a cheerful apple-shaped car with a smiling driver, bold typography, and playful motion effects on a black background.
fast car funny car cartoon quote for speedy dreamers Shorts
by mett_hetca
$21 $27
Description: A memorable gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, car meets, garage owners, new drivers, auto mechanics, and devoted racing fans.
Funny Car Enthusiast Spare Time Quote Automotive Lover Mechanic Racing Humor Gift Baseball T-Shirt
by Artistry Cayawz
$19 $26
Description: For everyone who loves cars but hates the monthly bill, this design says it perfectly: “Your Dream Car Has a Nightmare Payment.” A funny, relatable design for car lovers, commuters, auto enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever fallen in love with a vehicle before checking the payment details.
Your Dream Car Has a Nightmare Payment Funny Car Humor Design Hoodie
by SignShirtz
$32 $42
Description: Show off your professional pride and sense of humor with this design. Perfect for those who work under the hood and constantly get asked to perform miracles on old cars. This quote captures the daily reality of a mechanic who knows there is no magic involved, just hard work and greasy hands. A great choice for any automotive technician, diesel mechanic, or car enthusiast who appreciates a good sarcastic joke about their trade.
Funny Mechanic Quote - I'm Not A Magician I'm Just A Mechanic Socks
by Fire at the Furthes
$14 $20
Car Guy Like A Regular Guy Only Way Cooler - Funny Car Quote - Black Text Mug
by DesignWood Atelier
$13 $18
Car Guy Like A Regular Guy Only Way Cooler - Funny Car Quote - White Text Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by DesignWood Atelier
$13 $19
Description: Remember when college tuition was the expense that made your jaw drop? Then you walked onto a car lot. This funny cost-of-living design captures the moment of sticker shock when a new-car price suddenly makes tuition look almost reasonable. Featuring a stunned car shopper, a painfully expensive new vehicle, and a stack of college expenses, it’s a relatable joke for anyone who has checked new-car prices lately and wondered exactly when transportation became a major life investment. Perfect for car shoppers, drivers, commuters, college students, graduates, parents, teachers, auto enthusiasts, and anyone trying to survive the increasingly expensive price of everyday life. New car or college tuition? Apparently, we’re comparison shopping now
I PRICED A NEW CAR. NOW TUITION DOESN’T SEEM SO BAD. Pillow
by SignShirtz
$23 $28
Description: The ultimate design for gearheads and car collectors who believe the perfect number of cars is always "one more." A perfect gift for any automotive enthusiast who lives for the garage life and burning rubber.
I Have Too Many Cars Said No Car Guy Ever Funny Quote T-Shirt
by Memory Reboot
$16 $24