Funny Crayons Merch
Description: Today's menu. Same as yesterday. Same as tomorrow. A vintage diner A-frame chalkboard sign listing the only three items actually on offer in a mom's day: COFFEE, CRAYONS, CRYING. Wooden frame, worn sign face, hand-drawn chalk icons, and a 'SERVED DAILY' banner for the full effect. Looks like it's been out on the sidewalk through every season of this life already. For the Millennial mom whose daily special is survival, the friend with tiny humans and a large iced coffee, the mom whose kitchen is part art studio, part therapy office. A thoughtful Mother's Day gift for anyone whose life can honestly be summed up by a chalkboard. Served hot. Served daily. No substitutions.
Description: Show your witty side with this humorous design. 'I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You' is a perfect sarcastic quote for humor lovers, busy people, and anyone appreciating funny sayings.
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Sarcastic Humor Funny Quote Tank Top
by Funny Animal Kings
$21
Description: This fun design features the sarcastic quote "I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons" in a cool, distressed groovy font. It's perfect for anyone who feels overwhelmed by daily tasks, lacks patience, or simply enjoys a good laugh about adulting. This makes an ideal gift for busy moms, stressed students, or anyone with a dry sense of humor and a love for vintage-style typography. Show off your witty personality and 70s aesthetic with this unique and relatable saying.
Description: This humorous design is perfect for sarcastic personalities who appreciate witty humor. Express your direct communication style with 'I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You'.
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Sarcastic Funny Personality Mug
by Funny Animal Kings
$18
Description: I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You. This design is for sarcastic people who love witty humor and funny quotes.
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Funny Sarcasm Quote Mug
by Funny Animal Kings
$18
Description: This design features the humorous and relatable saying, "I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You." Perfect for sarcastic individuals or anyone who appreciates witty humor and funny quotes about daily life.
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Funny Sarcastic Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$24
Description: A witty typography design featuring a classic sarcastic remark for moments when explanations feel completely pointless. Packed with dry humor and clever attitude, this artwork resonates with fans of snarky quotes, workplace humor, and sharp comebacks. The memorable phrase combines playful frustration with intelligent wit, making it a standout choice for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, funny sayings, and bold typography.
Description: Celebrate the colorful world of teaching with this funny We Are Like A Box of Crayons design. Inspired by the creativity, diversity, and everyday adventures of classroom life, this artwork brings a playful crayon theme to back-to-school spirit. Perfect for teachers, educators, and art lovers, it highlights the joy of learning and the unique personalities that make every classroom special. Featuring colorful school supplies, teacher humor, creative education, and classroom charm, this design adds a cheerful touch to the new school year.
Description: Let your witty side shine with this bold typographic design featuring the classic sarcastic quote: "I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You." Accompanied by a tiny broken crayon graphic, it's the perfect choice for anyone who handles silly questions on a daily basis.
Description: Let your witty side shine with this bold typographic design featuring the classic sarcastic quote: "I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You." Accompanied by a tiny broken crayon graphic, it's the perfect choice for anyone who handles silly questions on a daily basis.
