Funny Scottish Saying Merch
I’m Scottish I May Be Old But I Got See The World Before It Went To Shit Hat
by Olivia Brown
$12 $19
Description: I’m not yelling, I’m Scottish! A funny Scottish design featuring a grumpy Scotsman in traditional tartan and kilt. Ideal for proud Scots, Scottish heritage fans, Scotland lovers, loud personalities, and anyone who enjoys cheeky Scottish humor.
I’m Not Yelling I’m Scottish Funny Scotland Humor Kids Hoodie
by Immortalized
$28 $36
Description: Features the exact phrase 'Apparently I Like To Be Consulted' alongside a full-bodied Highland cow in a low head-down stance with heavy fringe and broad horns
Apparently I Like To Be Consulted Funny Highland Cow Posters and Art
by Bistro Weirdos
$10 $14
Description: Highland cow enthusiasts and farm animal lovers enjoy this design. Featuring the humorous saying Fluff Around And Find Out. Perfect for those with a sassy personality.
Fluff Around And Find Out Cute Highland Cow Sassy Humor Shorts
by lametafisicadeitubi
$21 $27
Description: This Sarcastic Farm Animal Humor is perfect for Country Girls and Cow Lovers. Featuring the quote Don't Be A Salty Heifer, it's ideal for anyone who loves Highland Cows and Ranch Life.
Don't Be A Salty Heifer Highland Cow Farm Country Humor Hoodie
by Coastal Dainty
$32 $42
Description: Don't Be A Salty Heifer. Perfect For Highland Cow Lovers, Farm Animal Enthusiasts, And Country Ranchers Who Enjoy Sarcastic Sayings And Rustic Living.
Don't Be A Salty Heifer Funny Highland Cow Farm Animal Lover Country Quote Socks
by Mateo
$14 $20
Description: **Nemo Me Impune Lacessit Funny Viking Warrior Axe Tee** Humorous design featuring a Viking warrior and axe, inspired by the Scottish motto. A unique statement piece.
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit Viking Warrior Axe Baseball T-Shirt
by Soft Snack Affirmations
$19 $26
Bigfoot Cryptid Sasquatch Funny Loch Ness Monster Gift for Men Mug
by MothmanDigitalMedia
$13 $18
Description: Undiagnosed But Everyone's Pretty Sure. Highland Cow humor for animal lovers, cattle owners, and quirky personality types.
Undiagnosed But Everyone's Pretty Sure Highland Cow Animal Lover Humorous Quote Tapestry
by JaskconLIfe23
$23 $30
Description: Don't Be A Salty Heifer. A funny Highland Cow design for farm women, rancher girls, and cow lovers. Perfect country humor for farm life enthusiasts.
Don't Be A Salty Heifer Highland Cow Farm Humor Country Girl Crewneck Sweatshirt
by mallilo
$27 $35
Description: Highland Cattle Bull design for farmers and animal lovers. Features the humorous saying "Apparently I Like To Be Consulted." Ideal for cattle owners and those who appreciate witty statements.
Highland Cattle Bull Apparently I Like To Be Consulted Farmer Humor Mug
by 9ALAWAAA
$13 $18
Description: Highland Cattle Bull design for farmers and animal lovers. Features the humorous saying "Apparently I Like To Be Consulted." Ideal for cattle owners and those who appreciate witty statements.
Highland Cattle Bull Apparently I Like To Be Consulted Farmer Humor Bag
by DotLetter Pals
$19 $24
Description: Embrace your clumsy side with this funny highland cow design! Featuring three adorable cows and the humorous quote 'Walking by faith, tripping constantly', it's the perfect gift for cow lovers.
Highland Cow Walking By Faith Tripping Constantly Funny Magnet
by KememMambu design
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Embrace farm animal humor with this "Don't Be A Salty Heifer" design. Perfect for Highland Cow enthusiasts, farm girls, and anyone who loves a funny cow saying.
Don't Be A Salty Heifer Highland Cow Farm Animal Humorous Cow Lover Quote Sticker
by SILAS
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Apparently I Like To Be Consulted Highland Cow Cattle Farmer Rancher Gift For Animal Lover.
Apparently I Like To Be Consulted Sarcastic Cow Saying Tapestry
by yarniyosh64
$23 $30
Description: This Humorous Highland Cow Saying Is For Farm Animal Lovers And Anyone With A Sassy Personality. Apparently I Have An Attitude Who Knew?
Apparently I Have An Attitude Who Knew? Highland Cow Lover Farmer Kids Hoodie
by mallilo
$28 $36
I'm Not Moody I'm Scottish – Funny Scottish Pride & Sarcasm Socks
by Rapedoart
$14 $20
Description: A hilarious and relatable sarcastic quote featuring a cute cartoon fluffy Highland cow. The text reads "I Always Mean What I Say!! I Don't Always Mean To Say It Out Loud". Perfect funny gift for introverts, cow lovers, and anyone with a witty, quiet sense of humor.
I Always Mean What I Say, I Don't Always Mean To Say It Out Loud Tank Top
by partialarea
$16 $21
Description: 'Bob's your uncle' is an exclamation that is used when 'everything is alright' and the simple means of obtaining the successful result is explained.
Bobs Your Uncle British Slang Retro Vintage Style T-Shirt
by Naumovski
$16 $24
Description: When Scottish people say awa’ an bile yer heid (away and boil your head) they're telling you to go away and get lost. It can actually be said playfully as well as not.
Awa’ an bile yer heid Funny Scottish Saying for Get Lost Sticker
by allscots
$3.15 $3.50
Never Run with Bagpipes, You Could Get Kilt! Mug
by My Beautiful Design
$13 $18
Scottish Humour - Mood The Day - Radio Rental Socks
by TimeTravellers
$14 $20