Funny Sloth Quotes Merch
Sloth If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will Baseball T-Shirt
by Camryndougherty
$19 $26
Description: Sloth Inactivewear design is the perfect gift for men, women youth and kids or anyone who love that. For dad, father, mom, mother, brother, sister, youth, adult, baby, child, toddler, girl, boy, friend, family. Perfect gift idea for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Birthday, Christmas, New Year. For all occasion. Available on wall art, furniture, home decor, bed and bath, tablettop and other.
Description: Funny sloth “HUSTLE” typography design featuring lazy sloths drinking coffee, using a laptop, eating pizza, and surviving chaos with sarcastic motivational humor. Cute cartoon sloth illustrations combined with dark humor captions create a relatable design perfect for remote workers, procrastinators, students, gamers, coffee lovers, and anyone surviving modern hustle culture.
Description: A cartoonish sloth with a large blue backpack and a walking stick is depicted mid-stride. The sloth holds up a peace sign with its left hand. Above the sloth, the text "SLOTH HIKING TEAM" is displayed in large, brown, block letters. Below the sloth, the text "WE WILL GET THERE" is in white block letters, and "WHEN WE GET OTIRE" is in brown block letters.
Description: A vintage-style parody design featuring a laid-back sloth in a hoodie working at the “Ministry of Fake Motivation Quotes,” surrounded by humorous badges, paperwork, and a coffee mug labeled “3% Effort.” Distressed typography and retro badge elements reinforce the satirical theme, poking fun at empty inspirational slogans and minimal productivity.
Description: Listen to your body, protect your peace, and remember that it’s okay to completely unplug. 🔋✨ Growth isn’t just about pushing forward; it’s also about knowing when to rest. This endearing and highly relatable design features an adorable, heavy-eyed chibi sloth clinging to a massive digital battery flashing "0%" and an urgent "LOW" signal. With a soft neon-inspired magenta glow illuminating its tired expression, this little character serves as a gentle, humorous reminder that running on empty is a clear sign to step back and take a breath. It’s the perfect comforting artwork for your personal sanctuary, validating those days when your energy is simply spent.
Description: Add a touch of humor and vintage charm to your collection with this adorable retro-inspired lazy cat design 🐾✨ Featuring a chubby, sleepy black cat lounging effortlessly across bold lettering, this artwork captures the ultimate “energy saving mode” mood we all relate to. Designed with a nostalgic retro aesthetic, warm-to-cool color gradients, and playful typography, this piece blends cozy vibes with a modern twist. The detailed illustration of the cute, chunky cat brings personality and attitude, making it perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a laid-back lifestyle.
Retro Lazy Cat – Energy Saving Mode | Cute Chubby Cat Vintage Style Design Magnet
by La Loca
$3.75 $4.75
Description: This humorous design captures the essence of every procrastinator’s promise with the phrase, "I swear I'll stop procrastinating... tomorrow." It’s perfect for those who embrace their procrastination habits with a smile, always planning to change—just not today. Whether you're known for putting things off or proudly embracing the procrastinator lifestyle, this design playfully highlights the eternal struggle of getting things done... eventually. Celebrate your procrastination skills with a wink and a nod to the art of delay!
Description: Embrace your lazy day with this funny and sarcastic sloth design featuring a cute cozy sloth wrapped in a blanket, drinking coffee, and the witty quote: "Absolutely No Hustle Today (Only Naps & Coffee)". Perfect for coffee lovers, sloth fans, and anyone who loves anti-hustle humor, taking naps, and cozy weekend vibes.
