Funny Zombies Merch
Nighthawks of the Living Dead or Ghoulavarde of Broken Screams Shorts
by Ostrander
$21 $27
Description: Mechanical Engineer I fight zombies in my spare time text is a funny t-shirt design for engineering zombie terminators at birthdays, holidays and graduation.
Mechanical Engineer Zombie Fighter White Text Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by BartholGraphics
$18 $24
Description: This funny zombie design is perfect for zombie lovers, people with a sarcastic sense of humor,and zombie movies & books enthusiasts. Combine this with a zombie mask, zombie sweatshirt and zombie sweater to make for a brain-eating gift.
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Halloween Sticker
by Shirt Sighted
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Dive into the eerie world of horror movies and Halloween's spooky season with our bone-chilling "Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe" design. This macabre masterpiece features a sinister zombie lurking in a graveyard, setting the perfect ghoulish tone for all your creepy cravings. Unleash your inner horror fan and wear this design proudly on shirts, hoodies, and other chillingly cool products. Whether it's for a Halloween party, a horror movie marathon, or just to embrace the spooky vibes year-round, this artwork brings a delightfully frightful edge to your style.
Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe - Spooktacular Horror Mug
by MOTIFOLK
$13 $18
Description: ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS. YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE. A hilarious zombie design featuring an undead skater cruising around on a skateboard. Perfect for zombie fans, skateboarders, Halloween lovers, and anyone who enjoys dark, absurd humor with a ridiculous twist.
Zombies eat brains. You are completely safe - Funny Zombie Hoodie
by Oiyo
$32 $42
Description: Three goofy undead dancers shuffle beneath a purple backdrop, framed by the words “I'm Just Here To Zombie Dance.” With distressed lettering and playful cartoon details, this makes a fun Halloween party gift for someone who brings their own monster moves.
I'm Just Here To Zombie Dance Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$13 $19
Description: Celebrate epilepsy awareness with this funny chronic illness design. Featuring the complete text 'The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains', this makes a perfect statement for epilepsy warriors and survivors.
The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains Epilepsy Warrior Awareness Chronic Illness Funny Survivor Posters and Art
by mallilo
$10 $14
Description: Show your support for epilepsy awareness with "The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains." This design is perfect for epilepsy warriors, chronic illness survivors, and disability advocates who appreciate humor.
Epilepsy Awareness Funny Chronic Illness "The Only Good Thing About Epilepsy Is That Zombies Don't Want My Brains" Survivor Support Pin
by mallilo
$3.00 $3.25
Description: A fun horror-comedy illustration featuring a kayaker escaping zombies with the quote Learn To Kayak Because Zombies Can't Swim. Perfect funny gift for kayakers and zombie genre fans.
Learn To Kayak Because Zombies Cant Swim Horror Humor Hat
by Savage Feather Co
$12 $19
Zombie Googles His Symptoms Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Odd top of Spaghetti
$18 $24
Description: Featuring friendly ghosts, zombies, and a taco truck with the bold "Life Is Better With Tacos" slogan. Perfect for taco lovers, foodies, Halloween fans, spooky season enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys quirky food-themed humor.
Life Is Better With Tacos Funny Halloween Ghosts Zombies Food Truck Magnet
by luckybunnie268
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Bring dark humor to your next spooky adventure with a runner fleeing a zombie dog and shambling undead under the hilarious If Zombies Chase Us I'm Tripping You slogan. White distressed graphics and red bloody accents make a great Halloween hoodie, sticker, or gift for zombie movie fans and sarcastic friends.
If Zombies Chase Us Im Tripping You Funny Zombie Apocalypse Escape Running Baseball Horror Humor Vintage Retro Apparel Gift Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Velvet Frames
$18 $24
Description: Most people seem to wake from the (un)dead and are brought back to life each day with a cup of coffee... or more. Breakfast foods are really no different. After all, everybody must have coffee. Featured is cup of joe running for dear life as bacon, eggs, toast and doughnut give chase.
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typographic design reading "Zombies Eat Brains, Don't Worry, You're Safe." Styled in a distressed stencil font, it's a hilarious pick for Halloween parties, horror fans, and anyone who loves witty insults.
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Halloween Quote Kids Hoodie
by seralocas
$27 $36
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this bold typographic design reading "Zombies Eat Brains, Don't Worry, You're Safe." Styled in a distressed stencil font, it's a hilarious pick for Halloween parties, horror fans, and anyone who loves witty insults.
Zombies Eat Brains Don't Worry You're Safe Funny Halloween Quote Tapestry
by bjtworld
$23 $30
Description: A funny zombie pun that every sarcastic joke lover, zombie monster fan, and halloween humor seeker will appreciate — because acceptance is key when you're walking around dead on Halloween. Great halloween gift for adults, funny zombie present, or spooky season outfit for anyone who loves funny quotes and walking with the zombie squad on October 31st.
Zombies They're Dead Funny Halloween Gift Tapestry
by Say It With Ink
$23 $30