Gardening Toad Merch

Description: Let this sunny little toad brighten your day! Design by Liesl Schindler

Description: A smiling green toad waters a tiny two-leaf sprout with a terracotta watering can. Three droplets and warm retro colors give this playful illustration its gardening charm.

Description: Gardening Toad With Dark Humor

Description: A vintage-style gardening frog stands with a shovel and watering can beneath the quote “I Bury Things... Maybe Plants... Maybe Peop.” A darkly funny gift for gardeners, plant lovers, and fans of suspicious amphibian humor.

Description: A funny dark-humor frog gardener design with rustic vintage vibes and quirky personality. Perfect for gardeners, frog lovers, and fans of sarcastic cottagecore-style artwork.

Description: It is amazing that the mushroom hasn't been crushed by the weight of this toad.

Description: Join the botanical revolution with this grumpy toad hero ready to defend the sprouts. The perfect gear for dedicated plant parents and frog enthusiasts who take their morning watering routine seriously.

Description: A sly toad in a straw hat and overalls perches on a mound of fresh dirt, gripping a shovel beside a bucket, delivering the darkly funny line "I bury things... maybe plants, maybe people." This bold illustrated design combines gardening charm with mischievous, morbid humor for a memorable statement piece. A great gift idea for gardeners, frog and toad lovers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal characters with a dark comedic edge.

Description: A sly toad in a straw hat and overalls perches on a mound of fresh dirt, gripping a shovel beside a bucket, delivering the darkly funny line "I bury things... maybe plants, maybe people." This bold illustrated design combines gardening charm with mischievous, morbid humor for a memorable statement piece. A great gift idea for gardeners, frog and toad lovers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal characters with a dark comedic edge.

Description: A humorous linocut illustration featuring a grumpy toad surrounded by potted houseplants. Ideal for plant enthusiasts with a quirky side.

Description: That's It You're Going In The Compost

Description: Just a cozy little guy living his best life in the garden.

Description: Funny frog gardener illustration featuring 'We Prune At Dawn' text. Ideal for plant lovers, hobby gardeners, and cottagecore fans.

Description: we prune at dawn.

Description: I Bury Things Maybe Plants Maybe People Funny Frog Gardener

Description: A funny vintage-style toad is ready to turn you into fertilizer! The perfect humor design for gardeners, homesteaders, plant lovers, and anyone with a green thumb who takes their compost bin very seriously.

Description: Thats it You’re Going In The Compost

Description: A funny vintage-style toad is ready to turn you into fertilizer! The perfect humor design for gardeners, homesteaders, plant lovers, and anyone with a green thumb who takes their compost bin very seriously.

Description: Keep your neighbors guessing with this hilariously dark gardening design! Featuring a highly detailed, vintage woodcut-style illustration of a rural frog armed with a shovel, this graphic proudly bears the ominous warning: "I Bury Things... Maybe Plants... Maybe People." It is the perfect edgy, sarcastic statement piece for introverted plant parents, true crime podcast fans, and anyone who embraces the dark cottagecore and goblincore aesthetics while digging in the dirt.

Description: Keep your neighbors guessing with this hilariously dark gardening design! Featuring a highly detailed, vintage woodcut-style illustration of a rural frog armed with a shovel, this graphic proudly bears the ominous warning: "I Bury Things... Maybe Plants... Maybe People." It is the perfect edgy, sarcastic statement piece for introverted plant parents, true crime podcast fans, and anyone who embraces the dark cottagecore and goblincore aesthetics while digging in the dirt.

Description: Thats It Youre Going In The Compost

Description: We Water At Dawn Funny Frog Gardening Gardener Plant Lover

Description: This Delightful Design Features A Grumpy Frog Gardener, Perfect For Cottagecore Enthusiasts, Plant Parents, And Garden Lovers. A Charming Amphibian Character For Nature Lovers And Whimsical Item Collectors.

Description: I Bury Things Gardening Frog

Description: Grumpy Frog Gardener Is For Every Dedicated Plant Parent, Amphibian Enthusiast, And Farming Lover. Perfect For Gardeners With A Sense Of Humor About Their Plant Obsession.

Description: Cute Frog Gardening In The Garden Illustration

Description: A cute frog wearing overalls and a straw hat digs in the soil with a small garden shovel. This charming rustic design is perfect for gardeners, plant lovers, and fans of whimsical amphibian characters.

Description: This quirky and slightly dark gardener frog design features a toad in overalls and a straw hat with the text 'I Bury Things' and 'But Plants Never Grow'. A perfect blend of cottagecore aesthetics and dark humor for plant lovers and frog enthusiasts who enjoy a bit of mystery in the garden.

Description: Frog Gardener Design For Nature Enthusiasts And Cottagecore Lovers. Ideal For Amphibian Fans And Gardeners.

Description: Frog Gardener Design For Nature Enthusiasts And Cottagecore Lovers. Ideal For Amphibian Fans And Gardeners.

Description: The frog with a hilarious garden mischief attitude. Currently Unsupervised!

Description: Bunny and frog in a magical garden sharing a carrot with the words Sharing is Caring.

Description: Bunny and frog in a magical garden sharing a carrot with the words.

Description: Funny frog doing garden crimes, currently unsupervised. Perfect for gardeners!

Description: Funny frog gardening in a hat. Maybe plants... maybe people...

Description: Funny frog gardener. I bury things... maybe plants, maybe people. Creepy.