Garmin Merch
Description: The golden rule of the modern athlete: if the GPS didn't track it, the miles don't exist. This minimalist, stealth-inspired graphic is engineered for the data-obsessed runner and cyclist who demands clean, premium streetwear. Featuring a subtle GPS route trace and a bold, high-contrast visual anchor, this design is the perfect badge of honor for anyone who lives for the segment, the leaderboard, and the digital validation of every hard-earned mile. Ready for your next PR? Discover more race-day favorites in the STRD shop.
Description: Strava Made Me Do It KOM is a funny and motivating cycling design for riders who love chasing segments and pushing their limits. Perfect for road cyclists, KOM hunters, and Strava addicts. It also makes an ideal gift for cyclists and endurance athletes who ride hard, track everything, and always go a little faster when Strava is watching.
Description: The golden rule of the modern athlete: if the GPS didn't track it, the miles don't exist. This minimalist, stealth-inspired graphic is engineered for the data-obsessed runner and cyclist who demands clean, premium streetwear. Featuring a subtle GPS route trace and a bold, high-contrast visual anchor, this design is the perfect badge of honor for anyone who lives for the segment, the leaderboard, and the digital validation of every hard-earned mile. Ready for your next PR? Discover more race-day favorites in the STRD shop.
Description: Lay your priorities bare with this bold retro-gradient design featuring a female runner silhouette atop the phrase "If You See Me Collapse Please Pause My Garmin" in stacked red-to-teal ombre lettering. Perfect for Garmin-wearing runners, marathon trainees, and anyone who values their pace data above all else.
Description: Lay your priorities bare with this bold retro-gradient design featuring a female runner silhouette atop the phrase "If You See Me Collapse Please Pause My Garmin" in stacked red-to-teal ombre lettering. Perfect for Garmin-wearing runners, marathon trainees, and anyone who values their pace data above all else.
Description: Whether you are hunting local segments, crushing a new PR, or laughing about the suffering over a post-ride coffee, this bold graphic serves as a badge of honor for your dedication. High-quality apparel for the data-obsessed athlete who knows that if it isn't on the app, it simply didn't happen.
Description: Whether you are hunting local segments, crushing a new PR, or laughing about the suffering over a post-ride coffee, this bold graphic serves as a badge of honor for your dedication. High-quality apparel for the data-obsessed athlete who knows that if it isn't on the app, it simply didn't happen.
Description: Lay your priorities bare with this bold retro-gradient design featuring a female runner silhouette atop the phrase "If You See Me Collapse Please Pause My Garmin" in stacked red-to-teal ombre lettering. Perfect for Garmin-wearing runners, marathon trainees, and anyone who values their pace data above all else.
Description: Speed is temporary, but the grind is forever. This design is for the athlete who owns the neighborhood. Whether you're commuting or training, you've earned the laurel crown through pure consistency. Wear your Local Legend status with pride—just remember, the 90-day clock is always ticking.
Description: A humorous take on a potential lawsuit between two sports tracking platforms, with the focus on the desire for 'kudos'. Features a gavel and a thumbs-up symbol with the word "KUDOS".
Strava Sues Garmin? I'm Just Here For The Kudos Gavel Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Remisova illustrator
$24
Description: The perfect gift for the data-obsessed cyclist or runner in your life. Whether they are chasing a KOM on a local climb or logging miles for a marathon, this shirt captures the ultimate rule of modern training: the workout isn't real until it's uploaded. Featuring a minimalist design, it's ideal for post-ride coffee stops, gym sessions, or casual wear for any Strava addict.
Description: Are you a dedicated athlete who lives by your stats? Whether you are crushing climbs on your bike or hitting a new PR on your morning run, this design is for you. Perfect for anyone obsessed with tracking every kilometer and mile. A great gift for cyclists, runners, and Strava addicts who know the golden rule: "If it's not on Strava, it never happened".
Description: Earn your crown and claim your segment with this vintage-inspired Local Legend Running Club badge. Featuring a dynamic retro running shoe and distressed varsity typography, this bold athletic graphic is the perfect gear for data-obsessed marathoners, joggers, and trail runners. Whether you are chasing a PR, leading your local crew, or handing out kudos on your tracking app, this high-contrast design captures the grit of the daily grind. An ideal motivational gift for endurance athletes who know that every mile counts.
