Germ Merch
Description: X-Ray Spex were an English punk rock band from London that formed in 1976. During their first incarnation (1976–79), X-Ray Spex were "deliberate underachievers" and only managed to release five singles and one album. Nevertheless, their first single, "Oh Bondage Up Yours!", is now acknowledged as a classic punk rock single and the album Germfree Adolescents is widely acclaimed as a classic album of the punk rock genre
Description: Colorful cartoon bacteria and virus characters surround the hilarious quote 'What Doesn't Kill You Mutates and Tries Again' in bold white lettering on a black background. This vibrant, funny microbiology design features expressive cartoon germs, microbes, and pathogens in neon pink, green, blue, yellow, and purple — perfect for science lovers, biology students, nurses, and healthcare workers. A unique and witty gift for birthdays, lab coworkers, med school graduates, or anyone with a dark sense of humor about illness and science.
Description: Professional Germ Enthusiast. Handle with Science. Wash your hands. Microbiologist nerdy humor design
Professional Germ Enthusiast. Handle with Science. Wash your hands. Hoodie
by MakanaheleCreations
$42
Description: Featuring adorable cartoon microbes and microorganisms surrounding the humorous phrase "What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again." This playful science-inspired artwork is perfect for microbiologists, biologists, laboratory professionals, science teachers, students, researchers, and anyone who enjoys clever microbiology humor. A fun choice for the lab, classroom, conferences, or as a gift for science lovers.
Description: Rendered on a deep dark background, this artwork presents four numbered circles showing bacteria, a pure culture, a syringe and re-isolated bacteria, illustrating the four steps of Koch's postulates. The German physician Robert Koch identified the bacteria behind tuberculosis (1882) and cholera. His postulates set out the criteria for proving that a specific microbe causes a specific disease. A gift idea for physicians, nurses and medical students, and a thoughtful piece for a practice, office or study.
Koch's Postulates, the Germ Theory of Disease in Four Steps Mug
by Science Design
$13 $18
Description: Microbiologist humor design. Microbiologist because "professional germ collector" sounds less impressive. Nerdy humor
Microbiologist because "professional germ collector" sounds less impressive Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by MakanaheleCreations
$24
Description: Microbiologist humor design. Microbiologist because "Professional Germ Collector" sounds less impressive
Microbiologist because "Professional Germ Collector" sounds less impressive Mug
by MakanaheleCreations
$18
Description: You don't choose the German Shepherd life — it chooses you. And then it takes the couch, your lint roller budget, and your entire social calendar...But given the chance, we'd do it all over again! The GSD owns our house, we just live here. This design is great for German Shepherd owners, GSD lovers, dog moms, dog dads, or anyone who just loves his or her German Shepherd.
Description: A funny and colorful cute microbe design featuring playful germs and the humorous phrase “Germs Don’t Quit, They Adapt and Try Again.” Perfect for science lovers, microbiology fans, lab techs, biology students, teachers, researchers, and anyone who enjoys nerdy lab humor. This playful science design makes a great gift for microbiologists, science teachers, medical lab workers, and fans of cute bacteria and germ-themed art.
Description: A funny microbiology science humor design featuring colorful cartoon germs with the phrase “Germs Don’t Quit, They Adapt And Try Again.” Perfect for biology teachers, science students, lab techs, microbiology fans, germ humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys cute educational jokes with a playful science twist.
