Amir Blumenfeld Merch

This shirt for the wolf. For the epic wolf.

Hope you have the huevos to support this great charity.

Buy this shirt now to donate to a noble cause!

Its not just a saying, it's a way of life.

Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

Take your wardrobe from #nope to #dope in one easy step!

Classic J-witz and Blums on a 'hipster' inspired tee...designed by me. #seizethetee

Buy the shirt, then tell people Jake and Amir are a folk duo.

I am the master...

From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

This shirt memorializes the creation of the best website known to man. www.onealmond.com. It is absolutely nuts!

It's on Fairfax and it'll DRIVE YA WILD.

It's not a diary, it's a shirt. Pair it with your Old-Scroll-Bag Backpack!

Jake & Amir

Number 9 Feeling wine.

This design was inspired by the incredibly witty Handheld Blumenfeld tee and is a reference to one of the oldest Jake and Amir videos.

How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?

its jake and amir the two internet comedians

This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Refer to me as, CUTIE PIE!!

All hail to the Milkman, the Milkman, the Milkman!

Wear this shirt and change your name (again).

No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.

This is an alternate version of the If I Were You logo tee that I designed.

They really did.

Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Jake Hurwitz is a one take kind of guy, cool, calm, and good in a pinch. He doesn't need any do-overs like the sneeze. He is the pinch, and he's good in a synch.

Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

This is a tee-shirt based on the If I Were You podcast hosted by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Why be a troll and use paper, when you can grab a scroll and be as badass as Don Draper. What? The cops are chasing me? Are you sure you see 'em? Maybe that's cause I just yanked some scrolls from that dumb museum!