Jake And Amir Tank Tops

This shirt for the wolf. For the epic wolf.

Buy this shirt now to donate to a noble cause!

All proceeds from this shirt go to buying Jake the phatest present ever. It's like this Ferrari poster, but it's framed. It's really sick. So. For more information check out JakeAndAmir.com

Classic J-witz and Blums on a 'hipster' inspired tee...designed by me. #seizethetee

Buy the shirt, then tell people Jake and Amir are a folk duo.

Take your wardrobe from #nope to #dope in one easy step!

If you haven't learned how to be funny yet then you never will. But try to learn anyway. Good luck. It won't happen. But try

Hope you have the huevos to support this great charity.

This design was inspired by the incredibly witty Handheld Blumenfeld tee and is a reference to one of the oldest Jake and Amir videos.

It's on Fairfax and it'll DRIVE YA WILD.

This shirt memorializes the creation of the best website known to man. www.onealmond.com. It is absolutely nuts!

Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

It's not a diary, it's a shirt. Pair it with your Old-Scroll-Bag Backpack!

its jake and amir the two internet comedians

This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?

Jake Hurwitz is a one take kind of guy, cool, calm, and good in a pinch. He doesn't need any do-overs like the sneeze. He is the pinch, and he's good in a synch.

Number 9 Feeling wine.

Astronaut accountants from outer space, revisited

Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Pick up this shirt in bloody ole England.

Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Wear this shirt and change your name (again).

Let's clambake this baked clam on a glazed ham!

Turn down the podcast mama.

Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Instagram is giving you the ol' how do ya do!

This is an alternate version of the If I Were You logo tee that I designed.

Todah, todah, todah.

Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

This is a tee-shirt based on the If I Were You podcast hosted by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

They really did.

No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.